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@ItsChanzu Hakuna penye wakikuyu waliwahi vaa hivyo. They had cowries though. Dressing ilikuws kuficha the strait of Homurz tu

Local man discovers trade

You begin to understand why Stalin was the way he was

auto translate is the greatest feature ever invented

@JaphethOtieno01 Why?

Would you vote for Edwin Watenya Sifuna as the 6th President of the Republic of Kenya?

@AbuZeenah_ Ibra

Guess The player ? Level __Impossible

@imSaichowdary_ @grok Why is South Africa in West Africa?

Hey @Grok, is it possible to build a bridge like this??

@iamennoh 2015

KCSE class of ??

In Japan, they don't have people who believe Pastors drink tea with God. Quality humans.

You never learn... We will be there

@meishato They didn't. Fake story. Even the figure alone should alert anyone with an IQ above room temperature that there's something wrong with the story

“Not all men.” “62 million men attended the online rape academy in February alone.”

Kikuyu privilege needs to be got rid of like yesterday!

Cunt sacked himself for being a racist cunt. Fair play. 🤣🤣🤣

@Qs_Manu Waafrika walikuwa wakitembea na sackcloth hizi traditional dressing zilitoka wapi

Kikuyu Traditional Clothing has sea shells Yet they are 500km+ from the ocean 😬😬

This is the architectural design of my three-bedroom house. My local fundi estimates that I will need a maximum of KSh 3.5 million to complete it including all interior finishes.. Hii mwaka najenga sasa.

KRA is not playing with Naivas. You know Naivas. Hii tu moja. It was a fully family owned supermarket giant. When the time came to cash out, the owners weighed their options. If they sold the supermarket from Kenya, they would pay insane taxes. So they went shopping for low tax countries. And Mauritius presented itself. It was irresistible. - 0% tax on sale of the company. In 2015, the family registered a shell company in Mauritius. Called it NIL. Then transferred all their shares to this company. So Naivas was now 100% owned by a Mauritian company. To make it even tighter, they added another layer. They set up a second shell company. Called it GFI. And transferred all NIL shares to GFI. So now: • GFI owns NIL • NIL owns Naivas Kenya Proper entanglement. Achana na hiyo yako. As all this is happening, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. Then the family went looking for a buyer. In 2020: • They sold 30% of the supermarket for 5.2B • By selling 30% of NIL shares So: - Naivas is still owned by NIL - But NIL now has a new shareholder And everything happened in Mauritius quietly. Nothing has changed hands in Kenya trigger anything. • Deal is closed. 0 tax. Bahati mbaya, KRA caught wind that Naivas is gone. Immediately, KRA embarked on a fault finding mission. In 2022, KRA discovered that: - The family has always lived in Kenya. Not Mauritius. - They managed and controlled every single operation of the shell companies from Kenya They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya, is a Kenyan resident company. KRA said: • These Mauritius shell companies are Kenyan • They must pay tax in Kenya Tax demanded: 30% of 5.2B. Plus penalties • Total Bill: 1.8B Naivas ran to court. The court looked at it, and sided with KRA. Family wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed! Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

It’s time we embraced building with bricks. I mean as long as you don’t have load bearing walls. Bricks ziko sawa. Infact light weight as a bonus. What say you?

Nyumba ya 100K flat hadi finishing. A semipermanent structure. This is for my younger brother still in highschool. He got a decent "Simba".. can connect you to our local fundi who handled everything.

@OmaeOkara True

@CappyGerald Hadi hapo. Complete haiwezi

This is 650k not more maybe less. Kujenga ni rahisi na pia ni ngumu depends on your approach. Hizi zinaitwa sironga clay bricks. 🧱 Ndarugo stones have hiked let’s go back to basics.