hmmm

in another life I’m a teenage boy with a crazy metabolism who eats like 4000 calories a day and complains he is not gaining weight

2 mini cookies fuck me

I ate a quesadilla first thing kill me

Not eatijg tomorrow 🫡

@jadorebrigitte @gelktp Wait hi 🥹🥰

@Celestedagoat @gelktp omg twin wtf

what are y’all’s bmi

Why is a bulge so much hotter than dick

You met me at a very fat time in my life

Im talking to this guy and realized I’m hypergamous 🫩

Omg edtt learned ethical fatspo

@whatthehellie33 Im actually only horny on my period 🫡

being horny is one thing, but being horny on your period??? it's cruel

“no.1 rule don’t talk about fight club 😡” okay so how did you find edtwt

this photo has haunted me since i was 14 and will haunt me til im 90

i love calling men pretty why do you guys get offended

@europemaxxed You forgot to catch the worm…

busy weekend

@blitzmycrank_ @sophie_luvr This happens to girls too 🥹💔

@sophie_luvr shit is ok i guess but sometimes you feel all of your ancestors looking down at you like

i bet jerking off when you have a dick feels so good i’m jealous

@Zazanonohehe I cant even drink soda wth 💔

“I could never drink a diet coke I need the real thing” ok fatass

staring into the mirror and realizing after all the skipped meals, the millions of steps, the brutal workouts, the failed classes, and every single sacrifice i’ve made, i’m still chopped, dumb, and just painfully average

I just got put in a bp edit I need to fucking die