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My neighbor called yesterday morning all upset because she did so well on her job interview, but they’re making her take a drug test.
I frequently see her smoking on her front porch… And it doesn’t smell like a cigar if you know what I mean.
“Well,” I told her. “You probably won’t get the job, because they make you pee in a little cup and they test it right there on the spot.”
She just called me and told me they took some hair from her wig, and she starts tomorrow.
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