Terminal Chaos

@joro_fett1971 Yay everyday babay

Yay… or scroll away?

@0vactor0 @TrungTPhan I work at a Costco near corporate. I can assure you I’ve seen him eat one at my warehouse. Chewed and swallowed.

@TrungTPhan literally none of the videos show them actually eating and swallowing (the swallowing is the actual eating part). all jump cuts. why??

Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.

@HawkEmDownChris Dan Wilson

Age yourself by naming an MLB catcher you grew up watching. I’ll start: Yadier Molina.

If he doesn’t want to fist bump or handshake, he doesn’t have to. Fucking hell, people 😒 making something out of something this stupid is stupid in of itself. Get over it. Move on. Fuck 😒

@NFL_DovKleiman I know a handful of people around here who have said they are more than happy to take that unexcused absence.

Awful: Seattle Public Schools will stay open during the Seahawks Super Bowl parade day with no excused absences. For example, Philly and many other towns shut down schools during every championship. What a ridiculous rule 🤦‍♂️

@jwhittenbergK5 That’s what I turned and told my wife as soon as the game went final. “Welp, now we get to see that damn interception at the goal line on repeat for the next two weeks.”

Now we have to watch that nauseating Patriots INT in SB 49 for the next two weeks don’t we?

@_Tariqwoolen Made a mistake. Learned from it. Get better from it. Move on. It’s done. In the end, it didn’t hurt the outcome. Let the internet dwell. Time to prepare for the Super Bowl. Stay focused.

Wasn't getting pressed. We brothers and we all chasing greatness we on the same mission.

@WomenBeingAwful A ring pop at the very most

She deserves nothing

⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾️ It’s J.P.’s birthday and we're celebrating by giving away a signed baseball! All you have to do is hit that repost button to enter.

Been awake since 7am yesterday to about 1:30am now so 18.5 hours now. Have to get up for work in 30 minutes.

⚾ REPOST TO WIN ⚾ We’re giving away a signed Josh Naylor baseball and all you need to do is hit that repost button to enter.

@enews I just had a bag of chips if you want to write about that.

Seven years after Chris Pratt and Anna Faris finalized their divorce following 8 years of marriage, the ‘Scary Movie’ alum reunited with the Marvel star to drop off their 13-year-old son Jack. bit.ly/3XJG0VT

@reaperaix More sex

@ItsAmahAdoma Wheels on the bus

Your phone connects to these speakers. Which song are you playing first? 🫵🏼

@NickTurturro1 It would be a very unique WS. That’s the same one I want. Boring when it’s the same bag of teams every time. Go Mariners!!! 🔱⚾️

HERES A LITTLE BASEBALL THOUGHT FOR YOU DIE HARDS!!!!!

@Chris_Fetters I’ve been doing this every time there’s a nationally televised game in regular SEAson and postSEAson. I agree! Soooooo much better. Having Rizzs, Goldy and Gary together is ELITE! 🔱⚾️

Oh, and just to make sure all #Mariners fans hear this: DON'T LISTEN TO FOX. Watch the game sure, but sync up to the hometown audio feed with Rizzs, Goldy, Hill, Drayer, Hyphen, and the rest. It's 100x better. Trust me.

@Mariners Love you too Geno!!! Keep pouring it on!!!! 💙

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@BoWilinski41048 @BRWalkoff I’m not arguing that it is a matter of fact. I didn’t say that they are cocky. I said don’t get cocky just because your first win was against Seattle. There’s a difference.

@ChrisInTime @BRWalkoff What was cocky? It’s a matter of fact

IT'LL BE TIGERS-MARINERS IN THE ALDS 🍿 Who ya got?

@kirawontmiss She’s going to be so excited about mail time. So excited, it will make her want to wail.

who’s gonna tell him…