Carolyn Wilke

Creating a new D&D character like #dnd

yes it's called the professional women's hockey league

Mr. 1,200 catches up with Mr. 1,000 💚 #TexasHockey

Philly: we have done nothing wrong ever in life and fuck you if you disagree Me: yes, good, correct

Me: *logs into hockey Twitter for the first time in years* Twitter: are the Sabres ok? Me: ah, good to be home

SAILOR HATS WITH THE BOSTON LOGO THAT'S SO GOOD A+ MERCH MY FRIENDS

Me: fun Carolyn fact - I did stats for the first US pro women's league The (gay) bartender: that was very gay of you Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Sobbing! In the local bar

@yolo_pinyato oh no what happened while I was not paying attention

@john_islesfan linked in the next tweet because I am mysterious but not a monster

@Classlicity well gosh do I need this.

new science dropped!

Random Dude at the Bar: What playlist is this? This is the only Strokes song I know and I like it a lot Me: Isn't it just a Strokes playlist? Because "Is This It" is a Strokes song Him: I know, this is the only Strokes song I know Me, having Who's On 1st moment: No, Is This It..

even more science

this is how conservatives sound when they say this

You don't fucking say. Fuck every person who voted for this guy. Forever. You sacks of shit.

I'm sitting at the bar watching the wnba finals, which a man asked specifically to put on, with another, presumably straight man, is evangelizing to me. I feel like I'm living in a wonderful alternate universe

@AlisonL Keep killing it. I'm your biggest fan 💖

@Classlicity Forever thankful for you and your awesomeness 💚

The topic of data-driven storytelling came up at work for this month's newsletter, which means I had an excuse to link @AlisonL's phenomenal talks on the subject for people. More than that, though, I'm a little emotional seeing all these OG folks being so successful.

I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.

Sky watchers and stargazers, rejoice! 9news.com/article/weathe…