GreatClipsRuinedMyLife

DDD took a trip to Tijuana without leaving Austin. #DDD #foodreview #dog #hotdog #dawgs

Of course this is my uber drivers first time in an airport

First guy left off the standby list for the flight home after a weekend in Reno, I watched the plane fly off with my fist clinched so hard then the emotional support dogs came up and let me pet them for 5 min and it’s the only reason I’m not in jail

I’m done saying thank you to the Starbucks employees, they’re cut off

Political commercials are what I live for. Chip Roy is truly racist and that’s why I’ll vote for him instead of career racist (insert any other name here)

Europe loves to talk about how racist Americans are then they call any black dude playing against their soccer team every single racist name

Autistic bros love tiffs treats, not a joke just an observation

Favorite scene from Free Solo lol

I was supposed to work from home yesterday and today before we even knew we’d be iced in. Now I just can’t bring myself to work on a snow day, they’ll understand

I hope stidham throughs 400 yards let’s go

Political ads are officially back. This one homeboy Chip Roy claims to be maga in his ads but his challenger says chip isn’t really maga and he’s more maga. My jaw is on the floor. Is chip really not maga? He said he was on tv I don’t understand

Hahahahahahhahahahahaha AD out for months for hand surgery hahahahahahhaah fuck my fucking face. Nico Harrison continues to haunt my dreams. Fuck me dude I can’t have one god damn thing

Mike McDaniel at home after getting fired:

Little bear is my new favorite kids show. This bear retarded as hell

Ho ho ho…t dog. 🎄🌭 First review is live. DrewDoesDogs starts now. #DrewDoesDogs #HotDogReview #HotDogLover #FoodReview #Foodie #FoodTok #FoodReels

My first 3 meals today were Parmesan cheese

George Pickens is my favorite guy, fuck the eagles, Jalen hurts could be a good rb maybe

Jerry jones really might be the best gm in the nfl

Jerry jones is on the Epstein list MTG told me

I’m gonna start doing open mics at comedy clubs and just read my tweets until I’m the only person left in the room