Hailey Football Club

Dev Wright is the tripod 🐐

Hailey 3-3 East Hendred One of the most bizarre games of the season. A game played in good spirits bar the village idiot coming for his day out. Unfortunately his poise, intelligence and all round behaviour transfers to our goalie who leaves a bouncing ball into his net

Happy birthday @Sam_99vvheeler. The man whose ambience could darken even the brightest day. It is claimed his favourite movie moment is the last 30 minutes of Marley and Me. It is rumoured to be Sam's last season and I can only imagine the team will be ecstatic when the day comes

𝗖𝘂𝗽 𝗗𝗿𝗮𝘄 🏆 Finally this evening, we have the semi-final draw of the John Fathers Junior Shield! buff.ly/whhLTAN Good luck to our final four - @ClubHailey, @KEA_FC, @WatlingtonTown and @FCHookNorton.

Thank you everyone who entered the Hailey FC Gammon Board challenge! We have our final 4 favourite photos taken of Ash throughout 2025. Coincidently they were all taken on the same night. Please let us know your favourite

Pikey's phone has just regained charge. The texts are now pinging through from Jade due to the black out zone in the flag

Hailey finish the year with an 11-1 victory. The Christmas do followed with a decisive victory for the lamb and flag bank account. The Christmas quiz was a success with the boxing round taking all the plaudits as Byron was slept in round one in front of all the fans

🚨 SIGNING Bad news for all nippy wingers knees as Merry Chris Smith signs for the hoops on a 5 minute game by game contract. Chris looks to add raw pace and elite stamina to the side. I'm sure his wage of 20 benson and hedges a game will be an added bonus to the side

The reserves have their first ever county cup game ⚽️ Hailey vs FC Kayi 📍 Middletown 🕰️ 1:30pm After the hoops descend upon Oxford for the Unit's birthday. Due to his recent dry spell he's added some new artillery to the wheelhouse for the ladies. Hopefully he will score

Apologies for the spelling mistakes it's all become a bit much for admin

Hailey 5-0 Heyford x2 Freddie X2 Kimber Asher Tough conditions in the wind which seemed to get under our rivals skin as we were hurled abuse for 90 being called shit. We move onto our week off with our confidence in tatters. Hopefully the ref can hear our cry's against CHQ

Just a game for the firsts this week. Big Dan has let the team know he doesn't want them falling asleep after their huge win. The gaffer has let everyone know not to get complacent by sending the local farmer to the hot dog store. ⚽️ Hailey vs Heyford 📍 Middletown 🕰️ 2pm

Unknown and tucker take the goalscorer leaderboard by storm leaving Freddie and CHQ 12 down with no more to play Hailey 12-0 CHQ Unknown x5 TUCKER x3 Freddie x3 Paella boy

Hailey slay Spartan. Although the nerves set in for unit in the week the reserves go top of the league. Kayson with a man of the match performance slinging hooks and nailing pints Spartan 0-6 Hailey Daaaaa x2 Archie Max Moh Unnnnnnittttt

First team look to continue their hot start to the season. They will have to do it without the physical presence of Sam Wheeler and Terry Pinson as they have been hired by Lamine YaMills in his Ballon Beak after party. ⚽️ Hailey vs CHQ 📍 Middletown 🕰️ 2pm

Reserves are back in action but they are without the Ballon Beak winner from last. Smash Mills celebrations continue throughout the weekend which has also resulted in firsts missing a couple players for Saturday ⚽️ Spartan vs Hailey 📍 King George playing field 🕰️ 2pm

No game for the Res this week ⚽️ Hailey vs Chadlington 📍 Middletown 🕰️ 2pm Cormack's laboured performance last week has been put down to his exhausting farm work. He has since brought in Freddie to help him for the harvest. Tune in to this generations Big cook, Bigger Cook

Hailey 3-0 Hanborough Unknown Snappers Kimber Hailey squash the borough. Greenway yet to make a comment on the situation but Tuckers man of the match performance has reportedly left him looking at the bottom of the bottle

Hailey res 3-1 Mills Res Luke Kayson Moh Unit is in the angel if anyone wants to talk about his 90 minute managerial masterclass and playing performance

The firsts go into a tough game with a small civil parish in freeland this week with just 12 players at one football. Unit lied about reserves availability and took 4 players from them ⚽️ Hanborough vs Hailey 📍 Hanborough Rec Ground 🕰️ 2pm

After a 7-0 Romp last week reserves look to continue their hot start to the season in the El Wardio Derby ⚽️ Hailey Res vs FC Mills Res 📍 Middletown 🕰️ 2pm KO Unit has woken up in hot sweats throughout the week at the thought of taking Mills on.We can only wish him the best