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You don’t understand how much this would fix me

@koi609100825431 Loook at this dorky nerd duudeeee

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Guys my new user decal dropped 😎

Me calling @ColosalCunt at 4 in the morning to tell him completely irrelevant esport news

Be Paul Harrell >start a YouTube channel talking about firearms and ballistics >plain outdoor range >no flashy editing >no screaming thumbnails >just calm, methodical explanations >demonstrate everything with real testing meat targets, plywood, and practical experiments >teach millions of people how firearms actually work >build one of the most respected gun channels on YouTube >hundreds of millions of views >known for honesty, data, and common sense >quietly become a legend in the firearms community The legacy >people trust your word more than most “experts” >your testing style becomes iconic >phrases and humor become memes in the gun community >countless shooters learn from your videos >your channel becomes required viewing for gun owners >one of the most respected voices in the firearms world The internet doesn’t forget the good ones rest easy Paul.

@PingSama_ It’s peak

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@ArmedJ0y John Reddit’s four gun commandments can be boiled down to dont be a tard and know if you have one in the chamber lmao

The final boss of muh 4 rules redditors. "Can't carry appendix because muh 4 rules" - Owen "nukes aren't real" Benjamin

@psully4 @PappaHetRulz @NYJ_Matt Im just a Mason Taylor believer, I would of rather wanted a receiver or safety for a 1st rnd pick

@ColosalCunt @PappaHetRulz @NYJ_Matt Sadiq as a big slot guy, no?

No Glenn/Mougey presser yet? Feel like we are making another pick tonight boys

@LuisGirlsmoan @JetsFiend Elite pfp and Im with you

@JetsFiend Id kill myself in front of his house tomorrow

Dare mougey to pass on lemon

@Jays1798429 I aint saying he isnt good its just, feels like not what we need, a receiver 2/3 or another saftey to help fix our defense would of made sense, another te just doesn’t make sense unless reich has a good idea how to use him. Especially after grabbing a solid edge

@ColosalCunt Teams were trying to trade up for him…

#jets SELL THE TEAM MOUGHEY FUCKING CANT DRAFT FOR SHIT, or Aaron Glenn is fuvking ruining everything TE IN THE 1ST?

@PappaHetRulz @NYJ_Matt Man I love ur enthusiasm I pray ur onto something Im dying rn

@NYJ_Matt I think we are trading for BTJr bc that is the only way the Sadiq pick makes sense over Lemon.

@Jays1798429 Notice how edge, receiver, and tackles are the big chase this draft, jets have 1st pick of second round, if this TE was as good as kittle or Brock bowers we would have heard more

@ColosalCunt Look at how important legit TEs are in the modern NFL. The best go early, and he was one of them

@Jays1798429 We never will know mason taylors real value now, and we could of full proofed our WR room with lemon, or gone safety and be rlly stacked on D, instead we grabbed another TE we just didn’t need

@ColosalCunt You seen the last like 8 tight ends to go in the first? They’re all legit

@JetMarkNY Reese now this

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU FUMBLE LEMON LIKE THIS #jets

@NYJ_Matt Update Im drinking UNTILL my body cannot function if today couldnt get worse

@NYJ_Matt The move is Im killing myself

Jets moving up from #33 to get Lemon, Boston, Cooper or Concepcion in the 1st round has to be in play

Ill see yall niggas in January when we starting from scratch again #Jets