The Orient Comic

Just catching up with Richie’s take from last night. All cartoons available as limited edition t-shirts (also covered in a load of random blokes’ names). Just sign up for Forever Comic on 08980000000 (standard network charges, plus a score a month until you die). #lofc

With the menace of badly-written ‘Can I have your shirt?’ signs threatening to ruin Saturday’s great occasion for anyone with a shred of dignity, the club and the EFL have clubbed together to share this important message. Up the Champion O’s. #lofc #oneorient #noyoucanthaveit

Is tomorrow’s date definitely the one for you? Let the Leyton Orient Love Committee use their traffic lights to find you your dream partner. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient

Just in time for a Valentine’s Day tryst, don’t miss this wonderful Leyton Penthouse. Phone now to register your interest. Please don’t delay because Kenny Jackett is keen to sign the papers, but he is waiting on the green light from Martin Ling. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient

Whilst most of the squad has been given the day off to recover from last night’s exertions, Kenny and Joe have had the front three on the training ground this morning to run through some advanced finishing techniques. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient

Some fans are venting their anger at one of the most inept displays of finishing in football history, but the unflappable gaffer found time for a bit of humour in his post-match interview. Up the O’s! #lofc

Another frustrating day for O’s fans, so why not cheer yourself up with some early Christmas presents from the Orient shop? This book has been flying off the shelves since September, so grab it while you can! #lofc #dividendforecastlow

@LO_Podcast Thanks guys!

Always great humour

Incredible news for O’s supporters as fan-favourite Theo signs a long-term deal!!! Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling said: “I’ve heard the chants, I’ve seen the hash tag…it’s time to give the fans what they want!”. Up the O’s! #lofc #onlyoneorient

After a disappointing turn of events this afternoon, the club’s Communications department was forced to issue an urgent protocol update to manager Kenny Jackett and Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling. Up the O’s! #lofc

The club is delighted to announce that senior Lego executives were entertained in the Papa John’s dugout today and, having witnessed a superhuman effort on the hallowed turf, they have decided to re-cast the new Marvel movie. Up the O’s! #lofc

@TheWheeldog Thanks Christian!

A truly momentous day for the ‘The Smiths’ of Orient, with big Smith scoring and little Smyth finally marrying the beautiful love of his life after months of agonising delays. Please join me in extending heartfelt blessings on such a magical occasion. #lofc

@GouldHoward @Pandamonium1881 Thanks Howard!

@Pandamonium1881 Finally managed to pick one up on Saturday. Great content👍 Thanks. And the insert from @ComicOrient is worth the money alone 👏👏🤣

We got it right with the front cover (44 games to go - that’s a long time with the O’s 😂) Thanks to everyone who has bought a copy. We have approx 45 copies left (which if sold is record sales for over 3 years!) Still on sale v Harrogate + postal £1.75 or £13.50 subscription

@msorient Thanks Marc!

Please find attached an important announcement from Director Of Football and Head Of Traffic Lights Martin Ling regarding this Saturday’s game against Exeter. Up the O’s! #lofc

@LuxfordC @Pandamonium1881 Thanks Chris, glad you like it!

@ComicOrient Continues to deliver like an Alan Comfort cross And O’s fans, you can see our new recruit Orient Comic at his artistic and humorous best by grabbing a copy of the fanzine tonight - free A4 poster guide to our new signings. It’s worth the cover price alone I assure you #LOFC

Unfortunately O Nuts will not be available at tonight’s game. However Danny has been down Costco and, with the most inspired piece of branding since the official dog bowl, Orient are delighted announce an exclusive sweet treat in honour of their newest star! Up the O’s! #lofc

@theorienthour @loubear84 Sending love and strength for a speedy recovery Louise x

All the presenting team send our best wishes to @loubear84 Louise Teenan, currently seriously ill in hospital with Covid. Our thought are with you and your family. Get well soon x