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75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position: if you find yourself on the same side as the Infamous Dunce its time to look in the mirror When the Infamous Dunce takes a controversial position I agree with: If even the Infamous Dunce can figure this out why can’t you?

No big deal, just the greatest Hollywood blockbuster of the millennium restored to its fullest glory, guess I'll go

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

At my age every trip to the toilet is a Paul Thomas Anderson movie: "One Battle After Another" and "There Will Be Blood".

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.

forgot to link my daylight savings account to my daylight checking account and now it’s over dawn

When I die then you will realize how important my Spotify links were

i am not immune to being hypnotized by the beauty of music i understand snakes in that regard

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

reminder that they can’t pardon the turkey for state level crimes

“does it start getting better at 20”

yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm. Cnidarian yes. Echinoderm no. Any sort of poriferic sea sponge I would keep you around formally but it would be understood the relationship was over

Waking up every day, saying “Something’s gotta change” then still doing everything the same

white guys stopped listenin to steely dan and got racist again. u cant have no hate in your heart when the voice of donald fagan is in it. we need to drop off copies of a'ja in the suburbs like crack

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival. officialdavidcross.com/blogs/press/my…

There has never been a better time to watch All the President's Men, a movie not only about the power of good journalism but also about how Robert Redford is cool and good looking

reflecting on the time i was peeling the bark off a tree during 2nd grade recess and the principal asked "how would you feel if i peeled your skin off?" crazy thing to say to a child but i gotta hand it to her it stuck

The thrift store record bin is awesome if you’re really into Engelbert Humperdinck and the soundtrack to Doctor Zhivago