Cori

If you can’t handle me at my 105° you don’t deserve me at my 69.

Hi so. I have to delete this app off my phone for my own mental health. If you want to follow me on the other app, my handle is the same 🦋

@QueenofTacos @sasscarpone Right?! Maybe next time I’ll get to her 😂

@CoriShell @sasscarpone Bless your cousin, out here doing the Lord's work lol

@QueenofTacos @sasscarpone YES! My cousin does my hair & I actually tried to talk her into bangs and she said no! 😂😂

@CoriShell @sasscarpone It's a great color on you! And doing crazy shit to my hair is my favorite coping mechanism too! At least we haven't cut our own bangs! 😉😂

@sasscarpone Thank you! And yes we will!

Is everyone just staring at their phone and feel like they want to sob but they can’t because it’s just pure shock and nausea

And at work. And in the car on lunch.

Fuck you if you voted for him. Fuck you if you voted third party. Fuck you if you didn’t vote.

i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.

@bradycummings Feels so bad here

We are truly living in the worst timeline

Fuck everyone that voted third party

🙃🙃🙃

Am I the only one that thinks John Mulaney is just not funny?

Spooky month had me reading mostly spooky books 🎃

This was a month of GOOD books 😍

Setting lofty monthly goals for 2024 Cori 🤦🏼‍♀️

Anybody wanna Venmo me $100 real quick? 😂