Crash
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【Benefits of Making Me Your Girlfriend】
• Devoted ( I'd hit the gym instead of cheating)
• Will carry all your heavy luggage for you
• Healthy and great at cooking my own meals (high-protein, low-fat only)
• Doesn't complain or vent ( I solve most stress with workouts)
• Just being with me acts as a crime deterrent
• The occasional dress I wear creates an amazing gap (in expectations)
Disadvantages ↓↓↓

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