CrouchRag

@famousincel Not yet. Need a beer tier list

so is this the end for us my friend

Hey #EDtwt how can I lose 50lbs in a month? I feel so fat and ugly 😭

Hitting a blinker and kicking you in the cock

My legs be hella soft

@egotorment Shit mop. That would suck at cleaning floors. Costco mops honestly rule.

mophead

@V4MPI3R_420 Dont give me motivation.

its never over, get your ass back up

bicep check

Where can I get a burkini? I refuse to swim in less clothing than my normal underwear. I want to swim. Not have my tits and ass showing.

You give me the ick

Im fat. I eat ice cream after work. Its rocky road btw.

I dropped my motorcycle off the ramp into my shed and the fucking seat fell off. I just shoved it in the shed, thats a problem for tomorrow me.

Some people online really seem like they dont have jobs.

No crash out today.

Crashed out again

My pussy wont leave me alone. She is crying out for some meat. my other cat just fell off the table.

Should I chop off my tits?

@normanFarm5 Imagine a homeless crack whore covered in oil and metal shavings. Thats what I look like at work.

@CrouchRag Let me see

Caught my shirt on fire again. It now has too many holes and I feel like a whore wearing it.

Average crash out

@normanFarm5 Id give em names. Its funny

@CrouchRag No lmao they’re not my imaginary friends

Last night I was visited by the static people

@normanFarm5 You give the static people names?

@CrouchRag No cuz I have real visions. I don’t have pretend made up internet hallucinations