DToecutter

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DToecutter

DToecutter

@DToecutter

We’re about to go on a long, dark journey. It’s going to be hilarious. If you don’t hear from me for a few days, I’ll always be back.

Tham gia Kasım 2024
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Sarah Sizzle@sizzle_sarah·
This dude has been in congress longer than I have been alive.
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Mrs B
Mrs B@attackdogX·
Cruise ship passengers in Turks and Caicos jumped after refusing to pay for services 😂. LMAO. Valid. I’ve been to Turks & they are nice ppl, but they are not to be played with
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DToecutter
DToecutter@DToecutter·
It’s Friday… …time to boogie oogie oogie til you just can’t boogie no more.
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DToecutter@DToecutter·
@TheCalvinCooli1 It’s time to delineate between civilized people and the unwashed masses in anyway possible.
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The Calvin Coolidge Project
The Calvin Coolidge Project@TheCalvinCooli1·
🚨New: Ruth's Chris Steak House has a new dress code “business casual” for customers to wear proper attire with diners who don't comply being relegated to the bar. “Kindly remove all hats when entering the restaurant. Guests wearing ball caps are asked to dine in the bar/lounge." “The following attire is not permitted in our dining rooms: Gym wear, pool attire, tank tops, clothing with offensive graphics or language, revealing clothing, or exposed undergarments.” How do you feel about this?
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Greg Price
Greg Price@greg_price11·
If you want to see something incredibly cringe, just watch this video of Abigail Spanberger attempting to relate to the common folk by talking about March Madness.
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The White Rabbit Podcast 🐇
The White Rabbit Podcast 🐇@AllBiteNoBark88·
#Australian PM called a "Putrid Dog" while visiting a Mosque. The little boy who grew up poor & is now enjoying destroying the Australia we all loved is really playing with fire now.
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MP10
MP10@MusicPills10·
Can we say that she is the Queen of Pop? 👑 If not Madonna, who else?
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Rick
Rick@colonelhogans·
Congratulations to the Muslims in Lakemba who forced the PM to leave the mosque. You just played right into Pauline Hanson, Angus Taylor, the RW media and every racist and Islamaphobes hands! You really and truly fucked it up! He went there in good faith. You spat on him and the racists are cheering! YOU HAVE LOST MY SUPPORT!
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Let’s honor Chuck Norris today. Give me your best Chuckism. I’ll start: Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth away.
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
BREAKING: Soon after leaving the mosque where he had just been threatened, the Australian Prime Minister was heckled and called a dirty dog and a pig. He wanted to show solidarity with the Muslim community and almost got lynched. You can never appease these people.
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf

BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Albanese went to a Sydney mosque for Eid prayers to stand against Islamophobia, only to end up being threatened, with everyone screaming “Allahu Akbar” at him. He just sits there terrified, not knowing what to do.

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Joey Meier 🇺🇸 🛫
Doesnt EVERYONE have a pair of "im going to cut the grass" pair of sneakers? I do
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Homer Pavlos
Homer Pavlos@HomerPavlos·
A Muslim tries to interrupt a Greek Orthodox liturgy in Greece, like they do in the rest of Europe, but it's not working in Greece. If you don't respect us you are going to have a problem. Get out of my country, filthy barbarians.
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Albanese went to a Sydney mosque for Eid prayers to stand against Islamophobia, only to end up being threatened, with everyone screaming “Allahu Akbar” at him. He just sits there terrified, not knowing what to do.
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WORLD NEWS
WORLD NEWS@_MAGA_NEWS_·
🚨ALERT: In a bombshell revelation, U.S. Secretary of War disclosed that "the Biden administration depleted American stockpiles and sent them to Ukraine instead of keeping them for our own military. Every time we face a challenge, it traces back to Well, we sent it to Ukraine."
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Houston TSA line has now stretched to a mind-blowing 150 minute-wait-time and has snaked around the airport, down an escalator and into BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!
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Toni
Toni@ToniLL22·
Can we say. . . Thank you KARMA?!👇👇👇
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DToecutter
DToecutter@DToecutter·
@theficouple Every car loses it’s value as soon as you drive it off the lot.
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theficouple
theficouple@theficouple·
When you bought the $50,000 Tesla Model Y to save on gas & maintenance. Then you learned: - It loses 20-35% of its value by year 3 - It loses 55-58% of its value by year 5 So by year 5 you lost $35,000+ of value? ....Congrats on saving ~$1,000/yr on gas.
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DToecutter
DToecutter@DToecutter·
@nypost Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to see your cottage cheese ass.
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New York Post
New York Post@nypost·
Houston Rodeo implements dress code policy after backlash over scantily clad revelers: 'Put on some damn clothes' trib.al/vjOrSOM
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