imaginative name pending

Out of 100 million sperms in an average man's ejaculate, God chooses only 1 to fertilize the egg. #God is the ultimate #abortion-ist. God is #proChoice

@RaminNasibov That's beautiful... But it must needs me remarked: White marble is a lie!

marble

@JaymesHanson Some may not be aware of the others "throwing this shit on your timeline all week" - i'll take your word for it But mate, you are definitely not being productive for a solution, stop the delusion please :D Tweeting shit is not productive.

@JaymesHanson LOL, what a stupid virtue signalling take. And no, it's not equatable to what the cop did.

@mmatuzo @htm_hell Wow this was very comprehensive and educational. Thanks! <3

@RaminNasibov Well thank god for a normal bench without spikes, or those dividers in the middle, or made of metal (freezing in the winter, hot in summer), etc. Duck hostile architecture.

Public Bench in Sydney by Tzannes Architecture.

Pretend that you're happy. Smile when you're feeling down. If your friends think you're happy, they'll still want you around. youtube.com/watch?v=PeCrnb…

Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the computer mouse

@pawelwargan Well, a lot of the replacements are actually rather valid. Bringing down capitalism won't get rid of patriarchy. The fight has to start somewhere. But I definitely disagree with businessman = "representative", and landlord = "owner" - foul euphemisms.

This is what happens when you fight patriarchy without also fighting capitalism, folks.

@azureScapegoat, is this a thing between you and @thepeterrhodes? :D satwcomic.com/here-s-a-thoug…

😂😂

@jayforeman Depends on the subject of the series and the lengths of each episode. (could be graphed on a 2d plane) But generally: -If it's intellectually draining like 3blue1brown videos, then Eurgh. -If it's smth more leisurely, then Ooh.

If you see a YouTube thumbnail, and it’s got a blob in the top right corner saying “episode 9”, does it make you go... “Ooh, I must remember to watch the other 8 some time.” or “Eurgh. I’m 8 episodes behind. I won’t understand this. I’ll watch something else.”

It's very hard to not forget...

@Buyongo @Hope54049027 @michaelxpettis @FinancialTimes That's right people. You've heard it. There can be no exploitation of labour under a market based economy because everyone has a choice (to not be exploited, i presume)! P.s. If you ignore all the exploitation, there is no exploitation.

My Financial Times piece on why, as much as it says it would like to, Beijing cannot roll back the public sector and make the economy more "market-oriented". ft.com/content/907740… via @financialtimes

@thepeterrhodes Is that supposed to be a bleak prediction about how irreformable capitalism is, or an optimistic one about the strength of humanity or smth? Bcs I'm hoping for some change actually :D

Philosophers and economists are tripping over themselves saying the world won’t ever be the same after corona - hey dickwads, here’s my prediction: everything will go back to normal when people are allowed to work again. How about that?

@thepeterrhodes The Lone Ranger (2013) probably doesn't count as cowboy movie, does it?

I wish cowboy movies would make a comeback.

@callmeannalily @phiIsthiccbooty @hankgreen Wait, this is a thing in the states? Being afraid for your own like at a gas station? Am I just european, or is this really messed up.

@RaminNasibov Reminds me of this short film by @blender_org :) youtu.be/Y-rmzh0PI3c