David L. Lander

Happy Birthday @DavidLLander, star on TV of #LaverneAndShirley & #PacificBlue. Films include #UsedCars, #ALeagueOfTheirOwn, 1941, #WhoFramedRogerRabbit & #ABugsLife. I still have #LennyAndTheSquigtones album I bought new in the '70s...where #SpinalTap was born.

New Goldie & Bear w special guest My Dad! The episode is called "Gnome Family Reunion" catch it on Disney Jr #goldieandbear @DavidLLander

30 Years Later, the Senate Should Reject Jeff Sessions Again democracynow.org/2017/1/12/30_y… via @democracynow

@jmonacojr sure. Go cubs

Donald Trump at the Debates looked like the ghost of bad sex past @realDonaldTrump

Happy Father's Day to my Rad Dad! @DavidLLander instagram.com/p/BG2dFmax3zq/

Is it true that Donald Trump was seen last night having dinner with Montel Williams? Vice President Montel? Hmm... Why not?

I hope I haven't wasted your time but if I have, I'm glad you had time to waste.

I've got to get a beard trim soon. I'm about to look like someone I don't wanna hang out with

Memories are a heck of thing...

@MJMcKean I appreciate your condolences. Wait till next year

@MJMcKean or from your tweet to god's twat

@MJMcKean from your mouth to god's ears

I think of myself as an old car: can't get up the hills, can't drive long distance, and always leaking something.

I'm so pleased with the birthday I'm having, I'm thinking of getting born again.

The most excellent @DavidLLander has a birthday today. Let's give him some of that Twitter-love, k?

@MJMcKean thanks pal!

Ain't life great

I wouldn't be able to celebrate Father's Day without my daughter @Natalie_Lander - because without my daughter I wouldn't be a father