DevilryFun

My panic room is just a storage closet with a minibar.

Alexa place an order for a fresh start.

Moments of the mind like songs in discord only soothed by hope.

I'm so over it I can't even see it when I look back.

And the decades fly by if you know what I mean?

(breathing into a paper bag): you shall pick up your toys.....be nice to your sister.....listen to your mother.....pay attention in class..... James Earl Jones: I never used a bag.....not once.....it does.....work well tho.....

Does anyone know where the recruitment office is for the breakfast army?

You look like you've milked some maples in your time.

six word story: embrace your weird~ it’s fucking wonderful

Our bodies are like a car engine light, people ignore it until it's too late.

Sure sex is great, but have you ever slid your foot into a Birkenstock and felt that arch support.

At my age, you can spell Ibuprofen and Acetaminophen without googling it.

I work so much my house might as well be a PO Box.

Another upside to my Janties...no more need for those Brazilian waxings.

Hey...Do I have anything in my neck beard?

sometimes happiness comes in the form of a farewell~

~ever hear someone’s voice and imagine what it might be like to kiss them

I don’t mind getting older, I just don’t want to get old.

i have a real life support circle & professional help that i'm forever grateful for. i just come here to express myself. and that helps too.