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Given that very little has changed in the last 12 months, this year's Brit Trek Christmas Special is suspiciously similar to last year's. dailydistress.com/brit-trek-chri…

The Daily Distress reported the event in full. It's not our fault that nobody reads The Daily Distress. dailydistress.com/brit-trek-chri…

@PippaCrerar Yes, but it was a really good party! dailydistress.com/brit-trek-chri…

Well there you have it 👀 mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@hendopolis As ever, the Daily Distress put it better ...

EXPRESS: PM: Smugglers getting away with murder #TomorrowsPapersToday

#PeppaPigGate #peppapigworld #PeppaPig #PrimeMinister

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@BorisJohnson Will you be recommending that they pour untreated sewage into our rivers, Prime Minister? We really don't seem to be in a position to talk from the moral high ground on this one.

As the countries with the greatest contributions to global warming, the G20 holds the key to unlocking global action on climate change. This weekend at #G20Italy I’ll be calling for ambitious steps on coal, cars, cash and trees that will build the net zero economy of the future.

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This is a piece by occasional Daily Distress cartoonist, Melissa Keogh. It's on display in an art show at Sutton Coldfield Town Hall until Halloween (appropriately enough).

This from the BBC: "Pig kidney translated into brain-dead person." Step aside Two-Jags Prescott, it's time to meet Three-Kidneys Cleverly.

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