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Introducing Ultra V3 – the most advanced end to end trading engine ever created. It delivers what traders want most: - Best Price: Meta aggregation which includes Iris, our new router - Best Execution: ShadowLane for optimal private txn landing & Predictive Execution for best-in-class execution - Best Protection: Sandwich protection & advanced slippage estimation And it drives real results: - 34x better sandwich protection - Industry-leading performance (+0.6 bps positive slippage vs. -1bps to -14bps negative slippage from other platforms over a 7-day vol-weighted analysis) - 8-10x lower execution fees Ultra v3 is seamlessly integrated across all Jupiter products, including Mobile, Web, Desktop, our API, and Pro Tools. That’s not all – it also has enhanced Gasless Support, Ultra Signaling, JIT market revivals, and more 👇

ok I think we cooked this one… just use jup v3…

ok I think we cooked this one… just use jup v3…

ok I think we cooked this one… just use jup v3…

ok I think we cooked this one… just use jup v3…

Want to become a Jupiter Content Creator? 🪐 Uplink just released their ambassador program! Sign up now for the chance to become a JUPfluencer Fill out the form NOW (link in comments)

We had over 1,000 applications in 24 hours, now we’re looking for creators with real skill, reach, and passion for Jupiter. To prove you’ve got what it takes, enter our $10,000 content challenge around the Ultra V3 launch. The top 10 creators will split 10,000 USDC, and the best will join Uplink Satellites.

How to enter: QRT one of the Ultra V3 thread tweets (link in comments) Add your original content; no slop, focus on original memes, videos, infographics, threads, whatever hits. ⏰ Deadline: Friday, Oct 24 @ 5PM UTC If you’re serious about Jupiter and can create content that moves people, this contest is for you.

EA has officially been acquired for $55 billion and will be going private

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