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🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 @DrDisrespect has been placed on HOUSE ARREST! #Venezuela #NicolasMaduro

Holy shit… someone built an entire virtual software company you can run from your laptop, and it’s free. I ran it last night from my Singapore laptop at 2am and couldn’t stop watching the little pixel agents walk around the office. It’s called Claw-Empire. You’re the CEO. Claude Code, Codex CLI, Gemini CLI, and OpenCode are your employees. They work in departments, attend AI-generated meetings, complete tasks in isolated git branches, earn XP, and level up on a ranking board. The whole thing runs on your machine with SQLite. No cloud. No subscriptions. No data leaving your device. Here’s what actually happens when you give it a task: → You send a $ directive from Telegram, Discord, or Slack → Planning department breaks it down and assigns agents by department → Each agent works in an isolated git worktree so nothing breaks production → Multi-round review kicks in, you approve before any merge happens → Meeting minutes get auto-generated with full audit trail 600+ skills you can assign to agents. Real-time pixel-art office view. PowerPoint export from any meeting or report. 100% Open Source. Apache 2.0 License.

Smashing em🔥💥💥💥💥💪💚🇮🇪📈📈📈📈📈📈💷💷💷💷💷💷

NASA Fraud: The More You Watch, The Clearer It Gets

@AntonioSabatoJr What we miss

Grimsby man puts an M-80 in his pocket for £10

🔥🚨JUST IN: Humans across the internet have been left speechless after learning just how complex and detailed computer chips are, this footage displays the engineering under a microscope, ‘it is the closest thing to alien nobody is aware of.’

WATCH: Panic breaks out onboard Delta Air Lines Airbus to Atlanta after engine failure with visible fire forces return to São Paulo

dude this guy has a kink

@Signguy_70 @MotorsportiveHQ A simulator isn't real life lol

@MotorsportiveHQ Do F1 cars have brakes? I was under the impression they did? I’ve never raced at Suzuka in anything but a simulator but I can tell you that you 100% can’t go full throttle thru that corner on the outside. As you see, not enough room. That’s 100% driver error! He miss judged!

🚨 BREAKING: FIA CONFIRMS APRIL REVIEW of 2026 F1 rules after Oliver Bearman's 50G crash in Japan. 👉 Crash was caused by dangerous speed differentials under the new power unit regulations. Drivers, led by the GPDA, are demanding URGENT safety changes, warning of severe risks on street circuits.

Bro’s life just changed forever: 😳

Forgot to crop out the headline about the migrant rapist lol

I wonder what they do when they're not observed

Multiple pedestrians have been struck by a car in Derby city centre. The vehicle struck in the Friar Gate area at about 9.30pm tonight. A number of people were injured, some of them seriously, and were treated at the scene by ambulance crews before being taken to hospital.

@A_Woodley_ @PovTheDay @FarmingUK What is it if it's not cheese? Genuine quition.

@PovTheDay @FarmingUK From what I can see in your pic, it's not claiming to be cheese. It should come from Somerset though, as it claims to be 'Cheddar'. So, like it or not, it should be English at least. 😊

This isn’t good!

My brain can’t process this…

🤣Dying! Someone replaced The Spice Girls’ vocals and removed the music.🤣😂🤣 H/T: sergiolotauro

🚨 Anthropic just shipped Claude Dispatch. You can now control your entire computer from your phone in under 2 minutes. Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:50 - How It Compares To OpenClaw 1:04 - The Setup 2:51 - Live Demo 5:32 - Real Use Cases 6:18 - Does This Replace OpenClaw?

The founders who figure out OpenClaw in the next 90 days are going to look like geniuses in 2027. The problem is most agency owners don't have time to figure out the install, the security risks, where to start, or what to actually hand it first. So my team built a 48-page beginner's guide that does it for you. Inside: — The exact prompts to hand it on day one — Plain English setup for Mac and Windows — How to secure it so it doesn't burn your business down — 42 copy-paste workflows across sales, marketing, ops, and finance Your competitors are sleeping on this. Comment OPENCLAW and I'll send it.

@jordan_ross_8F OPENCLAW

A Swedish teen raped for hours by a group of immigrants. Gun in her mouth, then shoved into her v€gina. Clothes covered in blood. The doctors had never seen anything like it. Look at these bloodstained clothes… they’re hers. This kind of horror didn’t exist before mass immigration. And it keeps happening. Protect our daughters.