Derrek

@carolalexlewis I like to show them the NASA report saying all the signs are actually shifted a month or so and they just say “no, I’m definitely a cancer” hahahahahha

Don’t fool yourself, people who truly believe in astrology aren’t real people

@chrisdelia @DIRECTV I’m dealing with the same BS with Spectrum. They send 4 techs out that can’t do anything unless a “construction crew” is available to change out an internet cable 😑

@DIRECTV this is so frustrating. I promise you if you are not coming on Thursday I will absolutely switch to either cable or dish or a streaming service. Email me now.

Hey @DIRECTV @DIRECTVService this is a joke. I’ve talked to 4 people. Just send me a confirmation email telling me you will be at my house Thursday like customer service told me FOUR times already. Send it now. My account number is in your DM. That’s definitely all you need.

@carolalexlewis Now with clothing !!

I feel personally attacked

@ByTimGraham One mirrored lens at a time

@Jilly____Bean Tried to ask how training camp was going in the new era store and he blew me off and walked away.

@Jilly____Bean I met him once and he was an asshole

@Jilly____Bean @digg @lydiamulvany @PattonLes @business As far as I’m concerned we have been saving this country lol

Millennials kill again. The latest victim? American cheese -- @lydiamulvany/@PattonLes/@business di.gg/2CziKSF

@TimCielinski @BuffaloSabres Good looking pup big guy

@HermieHerm22 *this week

@carolalexlewis @JaniceMcGeachin Have you had a paper straw? I’d rather suffer through a 180 degree day

@JaniceMcGeachin Fuck you bitch. We can find alternatives to plastic straws.

When progressives get control of a government, strange things start happening. Idahoans don't want this kind of nonsense in our conservative state! #JoinJanice #idgop #idpol #Idaho #Election2018

@travisyost I don’t know how we recover on a national stage from another 5 int with this guy if it were to happen.

I really hope Peterman plays well and I really hope he doesn’t have a disastrous opening game. I’m not sure McDermott will live down a second Chargers game. It’ll stick for a long time.

@Jilly____Bean @FNLeffler Seriously, I live in SoCal and can confirm pizza is garbage in California compared to Buffalo

If you think Buffalo, NY produces top notch pizza you need to re-evaluate your life and write a 5 page double spaced MLA format paper about how you’re going to make better life choices moving forward, thank you

@RealJamesWoods @DaveMcKinley2 @carolalexlewis

I can’t watch this enough...

@blondetilda With a cell phone in their hand, loaded to IG

It makes me laugh so hard when people say, “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” lololol

This video of 4th of July fireworks all over Los Angeles is absolute insanity and amazing to look at.

@Jilly____Bean @netflix Worth a watch?

@GoldenKnights Oh fuck off

ONE WIN AWAY from the Stanley Cup Final 🤩🙌

@Paul_Bettany Paul you’re cornering the market

@leahstingrae I do that in west coast time and still die lol

@kristinderby @FCBuffalo No