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Me at 9am vs me at 9pm:

55 years ago today, ‘WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY’ released in theaters.

@mrmikeMTL A fetal pig was what we got.

People who went to high school: Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

Today is Social Media Day. What is your favorite social media post of all time?

@folkloreforests Love your bodysuit!

stan twitter this week

Like clockwork, MAGA is all up in my comments telling me that Trump will sue me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear… Donald Trump is a pedophile.

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If you enjoy a movie and it entertains you who cares about the reviews truly

@C_J_PhD @sharpesttoolll Awwww she’s using her “doctorate” to tweet about Joe Alwyn. lmao.

@ExorcisingErica @sharpesttoolll It clearly is, numb nuts.

Joe Alwyn has reached new levels of pathetic.

@BK0091223899 Amen! I never had an opinion on him either way. Even after they broke up, I didn’t really care. It’s the fact this man has insisted on being “private” for a decade and now he’s spending his royalties money calling horrible paps. 😂

Nope, he was always like this level of pathetic Taylor shielded him from a lot of his short comings. Now, it’s all out in the open

@sharpesttoolll Don’t you see how stupid and weird posting screen shots of someone’s tweets and not even tagging the because you have zero balls appears? Get a goddamn life.

im genuinely worried about ppl like you don’t y’all hear how stupid and weird this sounds😭

@__ruhii Even if he did, he couldn’t pay me. 😂

Y'all are soo weird he doesn't owe you anything stfu!

@arli10uwu You look like trash. Take yourself out.

By dating 🤣

@soyandvan No one is keeping tabs, stupid. When I go to read the news and he’s on it after ten years of ducking, and he’s ugly as fuck with no prospects, I raise an eyebrow. Thanks!

Las swifties ya alcanzaron un nivel mas alto. Mira que estar pendientes del ex de hace 3 años y con la boda de Taylor en puerta. PATÉTICAS

@sc2wtatee Shut the fuck up. 😂

@ExorcisingErica not swifties being still obsessed with him.. focus on that wedding girl

@Megan920778 I posted one tweet about him in 10 years. Shut the fuck up, MEGAN.

@ExorcisingErica Why are you so obsessed ?

@KummerKalla Oh, you’re a sad little incel huh?

@ExorcisingErica Not more pathetic than you retarded bitches who live through taylors relationships, cause tour life is probably miserable.

@vanillarigrande Bottttttt

@ExorcisingErica Has he? Or have you? Grown ass middle aged women crying over him as if he’s your ex. Almost as pathetic as the 2000 staged tayvis pap walks and dates

@bottleofwine___ I’ll talk about what I want on my own damn Twitter but thaaaaanks!

We really don't need to talk about him right now. We have way more exciting things to discuss.

@lvijeo Not about their relationship, stupid.

how dare he dates with actress?? like how dare he after 3 years he can move on??? how dare he lives his life peacefully