Dan Doomscrollin' DeFelippi

"There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs." -Thomas Sowell

Remember, if a tweet says “Show More” but doesn’t have a blue check, that mf’er chose to hide their check!! The most spineless type of poster!! Remember what the ancient mariners used to say, Show More with no check You can go straight to heck

@LPTN1776 Delete this. It's not because it's Gadsden, it's because 88 and 14 together are neo-Nazi. 88 = Heil Hitler, 14 = the 14 words.

@twoeightnine How'd that go for them

The ruling on Biden's unconstitutional student loan debt program is a win regardless of what you think about the issue. Restricting presidential power is always good.

@Nicketts @museumofplay Are those enlarged prints?

@twoeightnine Now I really want salt potatoes

@twoeightnine So sorry about your dad. Mine is the same way and I know I'll be going through what you are in much too soon future.

@indiecom It took a while but at least it happened.

Almost two years later, DRIVER FOUND GUILTY. Fuck Daniel Perry and fuck every single last person who cheered him on. kvue.com/article/news/c…

5k retweets, 10k likes, no retraction. Officials now confirm (and a correlation of recordings corroborate) the driver who honked and drove into an oncoming march fired 5 shots at the protestor, and was later fired upon by another protestor. The AK-47 did not fire. #austinprotests

@kjaleshire Everything you listed was political.

@carnac_t_m @BretWeinstein You mean like Twitter Blue, where suckers pay for participation trophies?

@BretWeinstein It all started with participation trophies..

Shame is a civilizing force. We delegitimize it at our peril.

One great way to improve your Twitter experience is to block every account created after Q3 2022 or that paid for Blue.

Not everyone who has bad takes pays for Twitter but everyone who pays for Twitter has bad takes.

Another 17h of driving tomorrow. On the plus side, I've found my @CorbeauSeatsUSA A4 seats are fine for extremely long drives.

@gorskon That account is a fake news bot.

Although I fear there could be exceptions…for example:

An excellent idea!

@Theburbanist @baddestmamajama I feel attacked.

@baddestmamajama What if I told you our skinny jeans, Converse, and awesome t-shirt collections will be the new Old People wardrobe?

An unbelievable thing that has changed in 30 years is that in 1995, this was supposed to be what 45 year-olds looked like.

Do I have this right? 1. Musk plane tracker posts nothing on Tuesday. 2. Musk says stalker incident took place Tuesday night. 3. Video from Musk allegedly showing stalker was filmed nowhere near airport. 4. LAPD says no one has filed a report about the incident as of Thursday.

Holy Shit. Elon Musk just popped into a Twitter Spaces chat with a bunch of journalists. He was called out by journalist Drew Harrell, who he banned, for lying about posting links to his private information, then leaves almost immediately after being pressed. Here is the exchange