Exploding Andrew

No one realizes how easy it is to eat 2000 calories in one sitting.

can finally share this story, but someone’s phone went off during a take antony starr, in full character as homelander, stood up and looked at the crowd to very sternly say “turn off your fucking phone” scariest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

Being in special Ed was wild man. I remember during an especially stressful year, the principal let me bring my damn Xbox 360 to school and during lunch I got to play it alone in the office. granted it was school appropriate games but I thought it was awesome at the time. Then when I read my documents from that time, their writings describe me like I was some sort of ticking time bomb they were delaying the explosion of. They legit thought without their intervention I would be a serial killer or something.

imagine if 10 foot tall aliens spoke in an incomprehensible language and fed you an awful-tasting liquid but then a week later you noticed you don't have a cough. I imagine this is what animals think about when they're going to the vet

it’s hole filling season

are we serious

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

If you're having a bad day, just read the replies on this tweet.

I think what hurts the most about the Galaxy movie fumbling is that we will never get another adaptation of this game This was our 1 chance to get a movie based on this game and they wasted it

Understand that civilisation is carried by the 3% of people who are around 110+ IQ.

Wholesome

puta merda mas aqui eu fui muito idiota (gastei todas as estrelinhas achando q tava alimentando ele)

まってデドバのキラー見てて愛犬がずっと画面みててアンノウンにしたら、急にこっち来たからありえないほど驚いて逃げていった😭😭 この後すぐにサバイバーにしてハグしてあげました…ごめんね😭😭

Say what you want about the Mario Galaxy movie but i found the Bowser and Bowser Jr scenes really wholesome, specially this scene