Shane Raiman

@jynxzi Available, sent DM

Still have 8 spots for Rocket League Tourney on June 21 DM ME ASAP

Tesla keeps on delaying my delivery appointment and it’s pissing me off. Didn’t have this problem the first time. 2nd delay now.

@unusual_whales I helped build this data center. True story. It’s the most impoverished county in Louisiana it will change their life’s

A school district in Louisiana says some of its teachers will receive bonuses of more than $50,000 this year thanks to increased tax revenue linked to a Meta data center, per WSJ

@shagbark_hick lol brainwashed

I've used nicotine for 18 years straight. Used pipes, cigars, dip, chaw, snus -- and in the last few years, I started using ZYN. Enjoyed them all. But last year, I tried to switch back from ZYN to Swedish snus. Bizarrely, I suffered from immediate brain fog. Switched back immediately. My old friend snus just wasn't cutting it. It wasn't from a lack of nicotine: I was getting just as many mg of nic via the snus as I was from the ZYN, if not more. But the absorption was slower, I guess. That's when I started to get a little unnerved about these pouches, though I continued to use them heavily. Lately I've had brain fog, anxiety, shallow breath, just generally feeling off. Been going on for a few months. So I do a quick Google search looking into whether it might be the ZYN -- and I find a bunch of posts like this one. Suffice it to say I'm going to the Rez immediately and buying a log of General Snus. Will be switching back to real tobacco 100% of the time. Not gonna look back. No more pouches forever. Will slog through the brain fog or whatever. There's something bad about these things, and I say that as one who has been no less than a tin of 6mg's per day for several years. I suspect the unnaturally rapid absorption of the nicotine has some kind of negative effect, I don't know. Anyone else experienced this?

@benshapiro Ben, Elon would have to spend $164 million per day for 20 years to go to $0. So kindly shut the fuck up

Multimillionaire paid by multibillionaires very angry at trillionaire

@catturd2 Fuck you

This clown is so full of himself.

@Budgetdog_ Exactly poor retail

SpaceX IPO: Highly likely outcome: The people who got in years ago get rich. The people buying because it’s finally available to the public become their exit liquidity. Retail investors love buying great companies. Just not at great prices. There’s a difference.

@JarrodRodrigue1 MJ 2.0

He looks so bad omg

@Patrickwieland 1/10 nothing cool about these

New daily driver… RATE IT CHAT

@LauraLoomer @SecWar Hopefully they throw you in and lock the door before they leave

I’ll be traveling with the Pentagon Press Corps and @SecWar today to Guantánamo Bay. Be sure you’re following me for exclusive updates and reports throughout the day. ✈️

@MeroPictures Literally means nothing lol

If you ordered the 59k Cybertruck, go and check your apps! 📐🎉

Tell me a more terrible feeling than waiting…..

@AZsam59 @SDembraski Yeah I got a 25’ 3 perf. A 23 model Y premium and now this new 26 model Y premium.

@FSDPLEASE @SDembraski Model Y Premium?

I can't wait to sleep and ride with Unsupervised FSD.

@SDembraski Hey thanks 😂

@SDembraski Tell me your proud of me for my third tesla. Say it now.

@MikeEmbrich May be the funniest shit I’ve ever read. Tell me you’ve never owned a Tesla without telling me

If you’re thinking about switching to a Tesla because gas prices are high, don’t do it. Let me save you. First, you’ll still be driving a car built by a company run like a group chat with stock options. Every “upgrade” feels like a software update you didn’t ask for, and somehow the car has fewer normal buttons than a microwave from 1997. Full Self-Driving? Cool name. Except you still have to supervise it like a toddler holding scissors. Nothing says “future of transportation” like paying thousands of dollars to beta test anxiety. Then there’s the interior. Minimalist? Sure. But there’s a fine line between “clean design” and “where the hell did all the controls go?” Sometimes I don’t want to dig through a touchscreen menu just to open a glovebox or adjust something basic. Revolutionary stuff. No physical key, because apparently your phone needs one more job. Great until your phone dies, glitches, updates, overheats, or decides today is the day it no longer believes in Bluetooth. And the door handles. Why are we reinventing door handles? Humanity had this one figured out. Charging sounds great until you’re on a road trip, staring at a charger like you’re waiting for a printer to connect to Wi-Fi. Gas stations may smell like fumes, but at least the pump doesn’t make you download an app, check availability, and pray the charger actually works. The build quality? Let’s just say some Teslas look like they were assembled during an earthquake by people being chased. Panel gaps, rattles, weird noises — but hey, at least it has fart mode. And yes, it has a massive screen, cameras everywhere, ambient lights, games, apps, AI, and a bunch of features that make it feel less like a car and more like a rolling tech demo nobody finished. So before you buy a Tesla because gas prices are high, remember: saving money at the pump is cool, but so is owning a car that doesn’t feel like it was designed by Reddit, built by interns, and updated by chaos. You’ve been warned. ⚡🚗❌ #Tesla #TeslaSucks #EVs #GasPrices #Cars

@PeterSchiff @TheBTCTherapist History says other wise

@TheBTCTherapist You fail if you buy either.

You can either buy the S&P 500 at all times highs or you can buy Bitcoin down -42%. This is an intelligence test.

@Rajatsoni Life’s to short lmfao.

I drive a 2009 Honda Civic. I call it a "wealth car" because it costs me a fraction of what it would cost to own a luxury vehicle. Are you driving a wealth car?

Now I get the FSD update. Congrats Tesla. Not subscribing for June. Total bullshit. Do better @Tesla_AI

@SDembraski @tesla_na SUV

@tesla_na Wow I thought it would of been the Model 3 LR They both are amazing vehicles

Model Y is the most efficient electric SUV in the US Greater efficiency = lower charging costs = saving you $$$