Fake PM Lee

If you are a close contact of the KTV clusters and have tested negative, congratulations to you. To celebrate your good news, I have cancelled all dining-in at restaurants so that you spend more time with your loved ones at home. Explaining things. #COVID19 #KTV

Nothing tells you how much of Ah Gong’s inheritance you will get, as clearly as the fact that you are scheduled for a visit on Day 9 of #CNY. #COVID19

This National Day long weekend, we will see Singaporeans do the most patriotic thing Singaporeans have done in a long time. Stay in Singapore. #COVIDー19 #CoronaVirus

We have enough COVID-19 patients to form contingents to march in this year’s #NDP2020 and also sit in the stadium as audience. #NationalDayParade #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

Heng Heng Swee Keat #GE2020 #SGelection

#GE2020 #SGElection This year the e*ection took a longer time.

#GE2020 is special. The polling station provides protection (gloves) and lubrication (sanitizers). #SGElection

Masa gos going gone? #2020election #GE2020

Masagos 马善高 变成 马上滚 #SGelection #GE2020

There is an independent candidate in Pioneer SMC. His name is Cheang Peng Wah. I googled his Chinese name. 讲骗话 I think Google is wrong. #SGelection #GE2020

I am going to talk soon. This time there is no need to rush to NTUC to buy toilet paper and canned food. COVID-19

After today’s Fortitude package, do you know what will come after COVID-19 subsides? GST increases.

2 months of Circuit Breaker have contributed more to learning than 2 years of formal education in Home Economics (or now Food and Consumer Education). #COVID19 #CoronaVirus #circuitbreaker

“I am a Sovereign”.

Hang in there, everyone. This is a short week followed by a long weekend. And if you have children in school, it also means your challenges with home based learning is coming to an end soon. #COVID19 #CoronaVirus #Singapore

Thank you for joining in the singing of “Home”. We are truly Sang-apore now. #Singapore #SingaporeTogether #SGUnited #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

When I announce the extension of the community circuit breaker by another 4 weeks, you can let everyone know that I have made your #CCB a little wider. #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

Every time the queue in NTUC Fairprice gets a little shorter, I’d announce an evening speech. #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

There is never a good reason to break #circuitbreaker rules. But the funniest has to be the 9 fellows getting caught for feeding wild boars in the middle of the night. Are they now known as the Short Circuited Bacon? #COVID19 #CoronaVirus

I think by now we all know what is the difference between #circuitbreaker and #lockdown. Circuit Breaker is for #Singaporeans and Lockdown is for foreign workers. 1.426 cases in one day. All time high. #COVID19 #CoronaVirus