For_One_Shite_Only

Great day yesterday…… apart from the football, as fucking usual.

Did someone say Reading away?

@FourFourTwo Michael Tonge from Sheffield Utd was a beast. Richard Wright from Ipswich - mental goalkeeper stats. There was a striker from Cambridge called Charlie ‘something’. All from 01/02 @lthomas83 can you remember his name?

Who else deserves a spot in our Football Manager/Championship Manager cult hero XI? 🌟

Having the Tories in charge is a bit like how all the Newcastle fans felt, when Mike Ashley was at the helm.

A Kilmarnock fan with goalie gloves on slapping the Dundee players in the face last night 😭😭

Pretty sure I shagged that one on the left in Butlins back in 2002.

Got to hand it to old Jeff Dahmer mind. Bloke was a cunt, but at least he was an honest cunt.

If anyone wants to hear about my over the head volley from last nights charity game, then I’m very willing to talk about it.

@IanKetts Class mate. Through the barricades is a personal favourite of mine

What a Bobby Dazzler this is.

Donning the Kaisers for one last run out under the lights tonight. Get yourselves down to @AvonmouthFC support the event and get fucking bolloxed. #youvejoinedmelive!

@OfficialShireFC The other team don’t stand a chance, Cos we’ve got Scotty Bamfs, Liam greening is a nause, Sticks of rock, the McCalls, Watch the scores on the tele, Have a pint with Pete Kelly. This rhymes over. Enough said! The Shire boys are red or dead

@ForShite Any chance of a #Shire poem ahead of Matchday? 👀

Pulling down my pants and doing a naked lap of the table. Rules are rules

@1Gashead @AvonmouthFC Stop tensing Sammer!

@Matt_Hutson @NoContextBrits @LidlGB Cheese twist for the drive home for me.

@NoContextBrits @LidlGB Especially those chocolate doughnuts they do. Don’t know whether to eat em or shag em

I thought the little green thing at the bottom was an actual human. What a thick cunt

Superb thread. (Ignore Bellingham though)

@1Gashead Ha ha ha ha.

They left a mannequin outside the Tesco cash point and people actually queued up 😂😂

@lloydy1712 @ladbible Correct

What drink is an absolute 10/10?