@franco_0111 @zerohedge If "soon" means within the next 200 years, then absolutely yes it will.
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Hormuz Tanker Traffic Plunges After Fresh US-Iran Strikes zerohedge.com/energy/hormuz-…
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@zerohedge Copium drip for this latest epic disaster update will now be administered by Aladdin via more VIX suppression
This shitshow can't get any stupider, and yet it still does.
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@zerohedge So now Aladdin has to do all the fake pumping himself...this will be extra heavy lifting
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@zerohedge Update: it's not, but WalterLeaks and Barak will get fake people to say it is and pump up "stocks"
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@DonMiami3 At this dizzying pace, we might even get to...50% of daily average volume.
So exciting to watch.
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@Mystral2042 Only after every member of Congress frontruns that move by buying options on Tilray stock
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If McConnell kicks it, will they legalize weed?
Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra
An 84-year-old Mitch McConnell may die at any time after being hospitalized for 15 straight days for undisclosed reasons. His team has refused to provide any updates about his condition. The average life expectancy for a male in the United States is 76.5 years.
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@zerohedge But the Treasury is hard at work smashing down futures prices, so this is all fake fine
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@zerohedge The entire "market" is an infinite money glitch of fraud
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SMCI is the infinite money glitch of fraud
zerohedge@zerohedge
Super Micro Office Raided as Taiwan Expands Chip Smuggling Probe
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@MacroEdgeRes Don't worry, XLK is up 3.7% since today's 10AM VIX slam started so all bad news is immediately voided out.
We are so irreparably broken
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Unusually low volumes on oil futures again today continuing the trend from last week - barely ~110k contracts traded so far at the Nymex on Aug26 oil futures
GIF
JustDario@DarioCpx
NYMEX WTI futures volumes remained oddly low on Friday as well, all in all ~30% below average in the past trading week. This more and more looks like the calm before the storm to me.
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@zerohedge Gains by sector since today's standard VIX smother began at 10AM.
Please, please keep believing any of this is real. Please.
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Leverage That Fueled US Stock Rally Becomes Worry zerohedge.com/markets/levera…
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@zerohedge At least VIX keeps getting smothered intraday based on fuck all nothing.
This remains 100% logical, defensible, and fine.
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@JavierBlas This must be true bc both Barak and WalterLeaks confirmed it from an unnamed source within the San Marino consulate in Karachi
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Middle East wars are now scheduled from 9pm Friday to 10.30pm Sunday (GMT). That’s it. Fighting outside designed non-market hours isn’t allowed.
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@zerohedge Yes, nothing raises upside like having massive constrictions on volume and broke customers who can't sell as much to broke consumers.
This makes perfect sense.
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The people who know software best are buying it aggressively.
The market is still pricing an AI apocalypse.
zerohedge.com/the-market-ear…
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US SPR crude inventories fell by ~5.5mb w/w to a multi year low of 325.7mb last week #oott
Sour down ~2.7mb to 205.5mb
Sweet down ~2.9mb to 120.9mb
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@zerohedge Hold on, so pumping up unprofitable garbage thru endless VIX suppression, egregious capex lies, round tripping scams, and letting basement dwellers with no collateral use 5x levered 0DTEs, is suddenly a concern?
No way...that's crazy talk.
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@GammaKing43 @DonMiami3 Relative to days when the market is closed? That's about the only comparison where this looks even moderate.
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@DonMiami3 SP 500 Equal Weight index (RSP) today: +1.05%
Median stock in the SP index today (right now ABB): -0.36%
So...there is a 140 bps spread between what that index should do and what it is doing.
There is no conceivable way this farce could become any more broken.
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