Funnystuffsmith

The moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant

Your not fatn your just....easier to see

Our generation doesn't ring the doorbell. We call or text to say we're outside

I swear I die a little every time I see the word 'explain' on a test

My life is based on a true story

FabuLOUIS. PhenomiNIALL. ExtraordiHARRY. AmaZAYN. BrilLIAM

I LOVE 1direction

Home is where the wifi connects automatically

Retweeting this because you're bored.

@TheComedyHumor the yet couldn't fit could it?

So your telling me people eat the pizza and then throw away the crust?

Mom: what are you doing? Me: nothing. Mom: you did that yesterday. Me: I wasn't finished.

The moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant

Zombies eat brains......your safe

I hate it when you make a sincere compliment about someone's mustache and then all of a sudden she' not your friend anymore.

The last 60 winners of the miss universe pageant were from earth

Why fall inlove when you can fall asleep

Honestly. I have never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel before

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food