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@not_jeffepstein In the words of the great philosoper Elon Musk, the most entertaining outcome is the most likely.

After much thought, I am announcing that I will be running to become Mayor of Palm Beach in the upcoming 2028 election. More to come!

@Polymarket Ain’t that America 🎵🎵

NEW: Nebraska woman hospitalized after a dog in another vehicle accidentally fired a shotgun at her.

@BleacherReport God help the world if the Knicks win a chip lol

JALEN BRUNSON DID IT FIRST KNICKS FINALS APPEARANCE IN 27 YEARS 🗽

next 3 years are gonna feel like 100yrs

ironic that startups might offer more job security than big tech rn

when people come out to retirement to work with you, you know you’re onto something exciting

@TheHoopCentral His agent is smiling

AJAY MITCHELL TONIGHT: 28 POINTS 4 ASSISTS 4 STEALS 3 REBOUNDS 12/19 FGM 33 MINUTES ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED PLAYERS IN THE LEAGUE. 🔥

this is why Archil storage is going to be faster than nearly ever other product on the market we run a durable SSD layer, which means that we can acknowledge writes when they hit NMVE — much faster than waiting for an S3 write, batched or not

Odegaard totally changed the pace of the game when he came on.

@Kurrco Cherki?

TOMMY RICHMAN CHANGES (MUSIC VIDEO) OUT NOW 🚨

@AdedipeEliza Raya

So if Arsenal wins the EPL and the UCL who wins the ballon Dor then?

actively recruiting for Founding GTM @archildata we’re building the cloud filesystem for AI — persistent storage + compute infrastructure for agents, training, and AI-native applications. if you’ve sold developer tools, cloud infra, AI/ML platforms, or technical enterprise products — and want to help build a category-defining company in AI infrastructure, let’s talk.

after months of development, we're starting to roll out the private beta for branching on Archil disks. this will make us the first elastic file system to support checkpoints and branching, which is super exciting. if you're working with agents and need the ability to do rollbacks and forking of your file system state, reach out if you'd like to be in the beta!

@amasad Dope

Replit in Ghana!

Arteta will have him married and well behaved in 6 months.

Instant and obvious drop off in quality from Saka to Madueke