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🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

U.S. President Donald Trump attends a maternal health event in the Oval Office at the White House in Washington, D.C., U.S., May 11, 2026. REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

NEW: Donald Trump told Fox News that he is considering renewing "Project Freedom", but that the US Navy guiding ships through the Strait of Hormuz would "only be a piece of it"

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

🟥 BREAKING NEWS, YOU FUCKING CLOWNS! Trump's limp-dicked "Operation Freedom" in the Strait of Hormuz just got yanked like a cheap hooker mid-blowjob—HALTED! That spray-tanned walrus couldn't even get his freedom yacht past the first Iranian speedboat without crying "rigged!" and pulling out faster than he does on Stormy. Game over, Donny, your big swinging freedom project is now just another sad, flaccid tweet!

Trump crying because his latest Truth Social poll is absolutely tanking 😂

BREAKING: The Virginia Supreme Court has voted to overturn the results of the state’s special election. This decision silences the voices of Virginians who approved an updated congressional map that levels the playing field ahead of the midterms. The fight continues.

Trump crying because his latest Truth Social poll is absolutely tanking 😂

Be unapologetically pro-civilization.

Trump crying because his latest Truth Social poll is absolutely tanking 😂

Trump crying because his latest Truth Social poll is absolutely tanking 😂

Oh my gosh, who created this? 😂

Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval

Oh my gosh, who created this? 😂

Oh my gosh, who created this? 😂

Donald Trump earlier today at a maternal healthcare event in the Oval Office. 25th Amendment now. (📸 REUTERS/Evelyn Hockstein)

Oh my gosh, who created this? 😂

Oh my gosh, who created this? 😂

Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval

Oh my gosh, who created this? 😂