Drummer-Sorta

@FeverStats @IndianaFever @PostMovesShow Not to shabby for a bench player.

Aliyah Boston now has the 3rd most 5-AST games by a center in WNBA history.

@FeverStats Not to shabby for a bench player

Caitlin Clark already has the 2nd most games in WNBA history with: 25+ PTS 5+ AST 5+ 3PM

@PolymarketHoops We still mock the Knicks

Never forget: In the summer of 2019 free agency, the Knicks front office had plans of forming a Big 3 that consisted of Kyrie, KD, and a rookie Zion if they landed the first pick. Neither transpired… KD and Kyrie went to Brooklyn only for that experiment to last two and a half seasons, and Zion landed in New Orleans… The media mocked and laughed at New York for failing to attract superstar talent, and now they’re only one win away from a championship. 💍

@PolymarketHoops Bookmark: Giannis will sign with Pelicans

The Celtics have now overtaken the Heat as favorites for Giannis Antetokounmpo on Polymarket: 62% — Boston Celtics 26% — Miami Heat 😳😳😳

@PolymarketHoops @TMZ Free the BEARD!!!

🚨BREAKING: James Harden has been arrested and charged with carrying unlawful weapons this morning, per @TMZ

@PolymarketHoops @DraymondShow Admitting you have a problem is the 1st step in getting the help you need. - Dr. Draymond Green

Draymond Green says he’s not a dirty player and says that European players like Wemby are the dirty ones 😳 "Draymond will f*ck you up. But I’m not dirty. It’s a completely different thing. Victor Wembanyama is a European player, they are a bit dirty." (via @DraymondShow)

@realapp Mom! I'm being compared to Dylan Harper!!! - Magic Johnson

Dylan Harper is averaging the most PPG in the Finals by a rookie since Magic in 1980.

@realapp Definitely maybe.

Over or under 300,000 live viewers

@PolymarketHoops Please Pelicans do something anything or just sell the team to someone that wants to win.

REPORT: The Celtics are reportedly going after both Trey Murphy & Giannis in a blockbuster trade 🤯 Boston has a $27 million salary that fits Boston’s TPE to acquire him while doing a 1-for-1 with Derrick White. New Orleans can be a team to look out for as a possible third team in this deal. (via @esidery)

@benwhitelaw73 Not to shabby.

Updated my app with 2026 data through yesterday's games! dogpancake73.streamlit.app

@benwhitelaw73 Say it ain't so Joe? - 1919 World Series

Whole album sounds like cash grab Taylor Swift music. Devastated

Olivia Rodrigo album AND the United States begins their World Cup run AND it’s a payday AND it’s a #ViladeBrigade start day AND I have a bunch of leftover tamales in the fridge Wow

@realapp Angel Reese. Love her or not is a force to be reckoned with.

Angel Reese tonight: 25 PTS (season-high) 9 REB 3 AST 3 STL + BLK 50% FG

@PolymarketHoops Mom! I'm being compared to Caitlin Clark!!! - Caitlin Clark

Caitlin Clark joins Caitlin Clark as the only players to record a 30p/10a game this season.

@FeverStats Mom! I'm being compared to Caitlin Clark!!! - Caitlin Clark

Players with a 30p/10a game this season: — Caitlin Clark — Caitlin Clark

@FeverStats @IndianaFever @PostMovesShow Mom! I'm being compared to Aliya Boston!!! - A'ja Wilson

Aliyah Boston joins A'ja Wilson as the only centers this season to record a 30-point game.

@FeverStats @IndianaFever @CaitlinClark22 @PostMovesShow @Candace_Parker Keep on rockin 🎸🥁

Caitlin Clark & Aliyah Boston are the first duo in WNBA history to each record a 30-point double-double in the same game.

@benwhitelaw73 Because whiff distances matter.

No need to add it to my toolbag to evaluate pitchers even if it's a fun thing to check to see who gets the largest whiff distances

Using 2026 data so far: Velocity difference between fastball (just 4S and 2S) has the largest influence on average miss distance on an offspeed pitch w =2 strikes among several traits, but was still relatively inconclusive.

@PolymarketHoops @espn Try and stay classy New York

Shams says multiple eggs were thrown in the direction of Victor Wembanyama last night as the team was walking to their hotel across MSG. 😬 No arrests were reportedly made either. (via @espn)

@jimmyfallon My Dad said, "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, but if you do, name it after me." #DadQuotes

It's Hashtags time! Post something funny your dad has said, and tag it with #DadQuotes. Could be on the show!