Hawk

22 years old...time to retire...(wordy idiot time) Read: tl.gd/n_1sr381k

@vicwingly Do not let this distract you from the fact that this legend juggled the absolute crap outta TOing these tourneys and still participating in them all while being open for convos about people’s mental health on top of the 40 hour grind. As always, insane respect! 😤

starting a sub community for smash players over 25

@mattxiv …I’m a full ass adult and even I think this looks pretty appetizing let’s be real, even jealous of the kids in this scenario. Then again I also grew up in a Macaroni 5 times a week family / Hungry Man every other day scenario due to how strapped we were financially so…yeah.

judging a teenage mom of two for feeding her kids pizza one night in a country with forced birth please be serious

@SolRidley Idk to be in grands he would definitely have to be good, though I don’t follow a whole lot of scenes and people so I’m way out of the loop, and Imma be honest I’m nothing special here, but I just wouldn’t do nothing ya know? Even a dash dance to bait out another Side B even.

@Hawk_SSB anchor is very good at falcon but got punished for doing that for an entire set before this

am i a bad person

@Daramgaria @rootdotbear *Okay intensifies

@rootdotbear ive come to disrupt these decent fits with the most blursed fit of all time: nobody gas this up this is atrocious / beautiful in its own perfect way please appreciate it for the monstrosity that it is if you think this looks good u dont understand the vision

I’ve never seen a smash player with good fashion taste. Everyone is too much of a gamer to care about fashion. If there are fashionable smash players, they probably don’t exist. It’s hard to convince me that they do…

@kurtisconner Normalize asking random people on the street if they wish to trade emeralds for their wears and goods Bonus if the person you asked goes “Heeuh…” and never actually says an actual word

normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest

On today’s episode of story reading by a 3 year old, we embark onto the magic beanstalk where somehow mommy is the one who ate the beans, spat them out, climbed the beanstalk, got to see the giant, got spooked, fell all the way down, and rinse repeat 20x for dramatic effect.

@JurassicCheetos Bro you ever play Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald back on the original GBA ones? No remakes here I’m talking OG cartridge? Groudon chose to fight Kyogre on a tiny poop of land versus an ocean, he got INSANELY counterpicked… Groudon has no fear, like a Ganon main vs anybody. Groudon best

So here I am minding my own business when I get the sudden and rare urge to have some frozen yogurt. My loving, beautiful wife who can do no wrong decides to ask “can I touch it” and I see nothing wrong with an innocent request. Two drops of green and one yellow later…🤢

Bro you can't fall for it 3 times in a row

@SmearGG @Drwhombad Bro that sidewalk looks dirty as sin. 👀 jeeeeeez

I DON’T SKIP LEG DAY JASON @Drwhombad 😤😤😤

Completely warranted

@chrisalash12 Oh none in specific I’m just noticing that no matter who I play, no matter what, NOBODY presses “rematch” at the end and I wanted to know if I missed something in some update or what.

@Hawk_SSB What character are you stuck on

Okay so…I’m doing one of those “Get everybody into elite” challenges atm right? I know it’s been an eternity since I’ve been on elite smash but what the hell, not ONE person these past 6+ days have pressed the rematch button. Not one! Did I miss something!?!

@tfw_e Yo but Mario party DS tho?

mario party 7 is the best mario party

Specifically I mean no matter what character I play, no matter the win or lose, no matter how good or bad the connection, nobody has rematched me PERIOD. This is also not on my main file so it’s not like anybody knows who I am

@TenLittleMen Bro when I worked at Wendy’s like 4ish years ago, there was these 4 teenagers on bikes who specifically drove them at such an angle that all 4 tripped the sensor at such unison that it actually made the sensor beep and we took their order. Fucking dedication, that was awesome.

@qwohwya Biased as this is gonna sound I’ve got confidence in falcon in this but I’ve also got a stubborn outlook on it. I wanna say ZSS is probs your best bet

Fish are friends, not good.

@OnTheDownLoTho Gonna be honest it’s toned down a LOT and I’m on meds to help but a while back, one loss and I’d instantly be going “Well my controller looks like a basketball right about now.”

DONT lie, What’s your toxic gaming trait🗿?