Samantha Martin

If you don’t use these EXACT character names when discussing Big Little Lies, you’re being confusing. It’s: Renata, Reese, Shailene Woodley’s character, Bonnie, Nicole Kidman, and Meryl

Ever come up with the perfect movie idea then go ah crap that’s just Family Man starring Nic Cage?

@MKrunsOnCookies The most important one that continues to be true!!! 🙃🙃🙃

Can someone PLEASE have the guts to tell the TRUTH?!? Being a mother is EASY. From day one, kids take care of themselves, pee in toilets, eat foods that touch each other on the plate, throw up not on you, and earn a decent living. Grow up!!!

Jenna told me at three of four, “You’ll earn my love someday. Maybe.” ❤️

Gonna tell my kids this was Twitter and Elon Musk

@TheEmmaVP @jennamartin14 I’m a genius lyricist it seems

@jennamartin14 @HiMyNameSam 🎶 Monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey 🎶

Nothing worse than cutting the tension and then realizing the tension… is cake

@NMongiardo @paramountplus @QueenLesli @LauraBellBundy HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

You haven’t watched #FairlyOddParents on @paramountplus yet?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?! (@HiMyNameSam @QueenLesli @LauraBellBundy )

over a decade later, a new generation of The Fairly OddParents launches tomorrow on @paramountplus ✨

Where do you Broads come down on chore charts? Listen to the latest ‘cast w/ guest broad @HiMyNameSam to see if this is the beginning of the end for @EricaTamposi & Jet @allthingscomedy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

@jillboard Congrats!!!!

It’s official: Girls can finally kiss. I am thrilled to say my book is out today. Stroll into your local gay bookstore and buy it for your crush. Thank you to everyone who pre-ordered, I am overjoyed to share this with you today.

Super excited to announce my new pilot "Sh!t Nanny" written by the extremely talented @HiMyNameSam (and assisted by @TheEmmaVP). Hitting all the tv networks near you this fall. #episodeGuid=8c4b05b6-2f96-4a24-9f22-ae4f014ccb89" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… @TheBroadCastIRL @allthingscomedy

“So just checking in per my last variant…” —COVID

@just_sando_here @QuinnThanks @LaurenSchaffel @HWSchool You were, no question, the best 17-year-old Joanne the world will ever see ❤️❤️❤️ high school highlight!!!

While I cannot claim to be a #Sondheim expert, I peaked playing Joanne in my high school's production of Company, and I am forever grateful for his singular artistic voice and for sealing this weirdo's deal for good. RIP.

It’s giving thanks

Has anyone seen my chapstick

So excited for Britney’s Life (Britney’s Version)

“No better place to pick your nose than the car!” -men it seems