HowlingYunioshi

CHILD: *sobbing* I *gasp* c-can’t find m-my mommy ME: it’s ok buddy I work here at Disneyland. What’s mommy wearing? CHILD: m-m-Mickey ears *sob* a t-tank top-p ME: uh huh.. keep going. Are mommy’s tits hanging out seductively? CHILD: huh? ME: I mean uuh what color tank top?

@HowlingRedcoat @HowlingBones7 YES!!!

Unbanned

@Space_b0y_ This is really good, Morgan. What is it supposed to be? Absolute dogshit?

Titan

They really are terrified to type his name out. The Raped

“Attention shoppers we are looking for a.. excuse me what was the name of your brother?” ME (giggling uncontrollably): umm My Massive-haha-sorry My Massive Co- AHA- AGH dang it. My Massive Cock And Balls And Cum And Shit ahahahahahahaha

@King_Curt_Khan Ok. “Au pair”. Whatever. I don’t know what to call your niece.

@HowlingYunioshi Girlfriend? Fucking gay.

There’s a sex position and I can’t remember what it’s called but it’s M/F and essentially you both bend over, place your butts parallel so as to form a T and you fart into each other while stimulating yourselves Can anyone help me out with the name? Bout to go see my girlfriend

I showed up to my son’s second grade “Bring Your Dad to School” day. All the dads had to stand up and say what they do for work. Being divorced and unemployed, I started to get nervous. So I tried the ol’ trick of imagining the class naked to calm down. Next thing I know I’m getting dragged out of the classroom because I apparently zoned out and started jacking off.

Locked myself in my closet because my old sex doll gained sentience after Frosty the Snowman's hat fell onto its head in the dumpster behind Chevron and showed up at my house claiming to be pregnant. I'm not ready to be a dad!!!

Butt ass naked and unreasonably sweaty, chugging copious amounts of straight black coffee out of a comically large coffee pot while I shove my way onto the front row bleacher at my nephew’s tee ball game and yell “PLAY BALL” in a mortified parent’s ear

@HowlingPsycho Thanks for the phone call, but our offices are closed on the weekend PS: your sister has a nice cock!

@HowlingYunioshi This picture was taken at my sisters intervention without her consent and I have contacted our attorney

It was worth the risk of being removed for breaking the “NO PHOTOGRAPHY” rule in order to get this

What’s going on? ⚪️It’s annoying or not interesting 🔘I’m in this video and I don’t like it ⚪️I think it shouldn’t be on Facebook ⚪️It’s spam

An arm wrestling match with your Down syndrome son sounds cute and wholesome until your wife watches his retard strength completely emasculate you, causing her to soak her panties and eventually leave you for him. TLDR: Cucked by downy son.

@HowlingMosley Her toes curl, she moans, and then she tells her imaginary friend to close its eyes

I like it when

@HowlingYunioshi Sir, you’re standing in-front of the court today over a parking violation

I’m not a “sick freak”, “depraved individual” or “threat to society” I’m learning and growing as a human in an ever changing world. And I can promise the jury and this ENTIRE COURT ROOM, that I will not masturbate in a theater re-release showing of Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over again

@wiffysock YEP!!!

@HowlingYunioshi I think the kids call it “hot foxing”

That first taste of pussy and it has a little layer of pee on it? Yeah that’s what a martini tastes like

Me too! You can really see the positivity him and his family have brought to the league. Hell, even Celtics fans chant his son Nick’s full name when they play Boston. Actually, I think they shout “Nick Kerr” whether he’s there or not.

As promised

Cock reveal at 600 followers