Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍

"I can't tell if this page is satire or not" – the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not

@Willon_Priv @StreamviDL @Jelly_shotgun I just call it being normal. Saves me the hassle of remembering those complex words! 😅

@StreamviDL @Jelly_shotgun Thank you. Im gonna use this video to be mysogynistic or mysoginstic how tf you spell misogynistic

"Women on their way to ruin another game made for men" "We need to gatekeep women from all male hobbies" "Foids" "Yurit4rds" 🔄TRANSLATING🔄

@Astorsers074 @DJT445 @AezAngle @RealConorOil Okay but us right wing patriots believe in all this stuff WAY more than those lefties...

@DJT445 @AezAngle @RealConorOil Capitalism, imperialism, anti communism

@bunburyoudoujp @esjesjesj Obviously a joke! 🙄 Everybody knows estrogen is fake nonsense. If you're supposed to be a w*man, you don't have to do some silly experimental drug like estrogen! 🤣 Injecting such unnatural chemicals to "turn into a woman" is not necessary, because you already are one! 🙄🤣

@esjesjesj What about this one?

Oh I see we can just make up posts now

@transralsei Uhm sure I guess 👍

I am trying this with only v my left hand and I will knit fox the types

Would you rather bacon and Or no bacon and

@LittleM1das_OW2 Grow You will be normal sized by the time I'm done. Being that small is NOT normal...

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@AezAngle @RealConorOil Uhm what are you talking about? Hitler is FAR too similar to The Great White Hope (Trump, duh 🙄) to have EVER been a liberal 🙄

@RealConorOil Hitler actually did have some values liberals have

@pubeswapnation @RealConorOil @MrBeast @WallStreetApes Ew, an Europoid! 🤮 Go back to your "United Kingdom" you silly person! 🤣🤣🤣

@RealConorOil @MrBeast @WallStreetApes It’s called flavour snowflake.

American shows that Hersheys Chocolate Bars have changed textures “Guys, I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so like elasticy? — It's like slime — this is fake” Hersheys has made major changes to their formula, including changing replacing cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils like palm oil, shea oil and sunflower oil

@DrYoussab @modernHealthMe @elonmusk @grok So true bro you're totally right, really we should put his brain in a tank and preserve his genius long past his natural lifetime if we're thinking practically.

@modernHealthMe @elonmusk @grok Please don’t smoke @elonmusk the world needs you

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@transralsei Yes! I am also a big fan! 💪 Let's go Elon for inventing the BEST social media! 💪

I love x the everything app!

@veinIuvr No I'm married. Thanks for the offer, though 🤣🤣🤣

would u let a girl taller than u hit

Beer. And don't ask me this again. I'm getting sick of your games, Matt.

Uhm okay whatever 🙄 we'll all be dead by then so really who cares? 🙄 Yikes. Say something interesting next time! 🙄

@bystarlight__ Green

oomfs and nonoomfs, guess my favourite number. NOW. 🤬🤬🤬. please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@transralsei Yes me too! Let's go Musk! 😎💪

I love Elon musk!

@RealConorOil So it's your fault? Wow... I should have known you'd do something like this, Conor...

Chuck Norris fucking died after I posted this btw

You should be donating to The Faithful Sheriff instead. The burning penis is merely a cheap imitation of my GOAT The Faithful Sheriff. Nobody else does it like he does.

This is how I be all the time... 💭💭💭💭🍔🍔🍔🍔💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #Burger #ThinkinBoutBurger

@transralsei I think they're called Oasis? Maybe. Small time local band I think. I only know them because I met them once in New Hampshire on a work night out and punched Liam in the face. It was very satisfying. He is annoying! I did have to find a new job though. Worth it!!

What if there was a music group of a bunch of twinks and just one Brexit geezer

A non-alcoholic beer, I might add! Chuck was undoubtedly a stronger man than me, not drinking alcohol! I'm not sure how I'd ever manage these 26 kids without at least 5 beers a week!

I once met this man in a bar. We were drinking a LOT of beer. And he asked me, "Intellectual Takes, when I pass away, what comes next?". I said to him, "Chuck Norris, if you pass away, the universe will wonder what comes next." RIP legend. You sure knew how to drink a beer.