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Intestinal Bookworms

@IntestinalBookW

Arkansan with degrees in English and now law

Arkansas, USA Tham gia Ekim 2012
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶 J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
@andrastimot I feel like McGonagall would have been a fine and easy choice. She’s strict but cool, nothing problematic there.
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András@andrastimot·
A first pass at which notable human characters in the Harry Potter universe can be made black without causing a bunch of problems
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єℓαιηє@elainesim28·
No one warned me that once I got older, the weather app would be a crucial part of my daily routine.
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Sunshine Jarboly@SunshineJarboly·
drummer: what if i just grazed this paint brush across the top of my drum? jazz musician: holey fucken shit.
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Eli Burnstein@eliburnstein·
I'll cc you in hell
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caro@cash__browns·
Nancy 3/26/26
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
@theoluminati @stockpiledclay Also worth noting she stayed for over an hour and a half and it’s a small restaurant, like apparently they had been done for a while and the restaurant needed the tables
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Intestinal Bookworms@IntestinalBookW·
@rebirthcanal When I see posts like her’s I always wonder if they simply don’t remember being school aged and having to follow rules about phones. Like, it was fine. If something important pops up parents can call the office.
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antonia@dreamergrlevil·
interview with the vampire but it’s me interviewing count orlok and asking him why he’s like that
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Ꮍᴀᴇʟ@elle91·
We should've stopped somewhere between discovering fire and filing taxes. We did too much
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S.🎧@1ssve·
At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids
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BLH@_RareDefined·
Thursday should respectfully be the end of the work week.
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Lucas 🦇@vlucasrocha·
eu sempre dou risada dessa sequência de fotos do robert pattinson
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