Dante

@VyrusDaCyrus So will the dildo and rose pay ur bills?

Men are so stupid wtf! So you think we can be in a relationship and you won’t be paying my bills but you expect me to be faithful? You must be a clown. I’d rather use my dildo and rose before I settle for less.

@sledge_baba If I remember correctly I think there was a wave of women on here who flooded into onlyfans but flooded back out when they weren’t making any sales 😂

Most average women actually think they'd easily make millions if they dive into prostitution. Lmao There's a whole reality waiting for you on the other side. Try am!

@Uche_Gloriaa They aren’t

why are men so obsèssed with getting their díck sucked?

@Cityzen_Jnr That was the winning game my man… The entrance of the maestro who converted 2-0 to 3-2

Gun to your head: if you're a true city fan, which game was this

@TheDamiForeign Fuck we wey come Dey do 100mb nko?

E get as you go broke reach, you go begin sub 10GB😂

@_fivefeetsomn 😂 wasn’t he the one burying everyone in the sand

gawddd! I have this nostalgic hate for one character named Big boy in this show. such a greedy ahh mf😤

@BodFTx Local treble incoming

I had a Dream Last night that Man City won the League by Goal Difference I don't dream often but when I does, it happens 🤔 I'll come back to this Tweet at end of season 🙇

@schiz04renic Both ends of the same stick

What is it called when you're smart but also dumb as hell?

I believe we all agree to the fact that a woman refusing to marry a man cus he’s suffering from low sperm count (Oligospermia) and a man refusing to marry a woman because she’s suffering from PCOS are both in the same bracket and are both valid

You know I was having a discussion with a lady one day who said boldly and unapologetically that she can Never date a broke guy…she said she can’t even date a guy in the same level as her in the workplace even though he’s not broke… Then I told her I also cannot date a lady with small tits they have to be big. Then she went in and on about how I’m shallow and that’s wrong etc… So I replied that she literally just laid out her own preferences unapologetically so why does she have an issue when I state my own preferences… Anyway the rest of the journey was very quiet.

@Owiggy_ Very valid

@abike_ade0 @realharderonke Jesus girl buy day…baddie by night

@realharderonke I thought they said she's a church girl and she deserves ssomeone better than dapson who is in the world, they even said all her friends loves jesus and it's sad they couldn't talk to her, and she's a jesus girl too. So who are these ones???

Isn’t that Simi who just married Dapson? Why is she moving around to nightclubs with Lagos 'baddies'? Hmmm!

@0nlymayor @realharderonke E self wan chop

@realharderonke Who tf is this guy hyping them in the background 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@baronboosss @realharderonke It’s all performative

@realharderonke I thought they said she’s very religious 🤣🤣🤣

@realharderonke @baronboosss 😂 Dey play

@baronboosss That's what I heard too

@Debbiektcha_ @sir_obafoluke It is really well

"They are unequally yoked," 🤡 I see women commenting under this post, saying that just because she got married doesn’t mean she shouldn’t hang out with her friends in nightclubs. Women will always defend nonsense no matter what. It is well, ooh!!

@schiz04renic Music

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

Trebles are not easy to win. Time to stop disrespecting what our players have done 👍🏽

@anickytwts @Sugarboyadeola1 Wats going on here

this you?

@miss_fine_eyes When you’re fine you’re fine

All the time🔥🔥🔥🔥