Jack Decker

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Jack Decker

Jack Decker

@JackDecker

Advocate for States First Amendment #StatesFirst; libertarian; atheist; carnivore; single str8 USAF vet; BA in psychology w/ minor in marketing; 30-yr marketer

Tham gia Aralık 2022
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Mr. Potato Head ⚡️
Mr. Potato Head ⚡️@MrPotatoHeadUSA·
What looks like a river of solid rock is actually a granular flow—a rare and dramatic phenomenon capable of carrying massive boulders with incredible force.
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
It really depends on how good of a cook both of them are. Honestly, it does. For example, my second oldest brother is a trained chef and he does all the cooking at his house and everyone LOVES eating over at their place. The thing he HATES is doing the dishes but his wife gladly does them for his fantastic meals. Now let us take my sorry ass. If you give me a recipe, I will follow it to the letter ... something my older brother views as "just a suggestion" ... which is great as long as there's no silly nonsense like "until golden brown", "season to taste", "a pinch", "saute until semi-soft", and other diabolical terminology meant to torture pure innocent souls like mine. I am fortunate that all the women I've lived with love to cook and were great cooks. And, yes, I have cooked for them and they have ALWAYS praised the food I have laid out for them. You could even say they've marveled at it ... and were always more than willing to help me cook and when I said I'm fine, they sit at the dining table watching me cook with obvious admiration. What is interesting is when my back was turned at times, I'd turn back around and find pots and pans that I left cooking on the burners off them or the burners turned off. And, oddly, they never asked me to cook again. And when they got sick, their friends always brought over food. Why, yes, I did cook for their friends at least once. Why do you ask? 🤨
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Suki Sweets 🍭
Suki Sweets 🍭@hiiisuki·
Should wives make dinner every night?
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jade ᢉ𐭩
jade ᢉ𐭩@jadebroooks·
pretty hehe 😉
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Marie Dee 💕
Marie Dee 💕@MarieDeeMelons·
Is this bikini too small?
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Interesting things
Interesting things@awkwardgoogle·
The Waterloo Effect: students share their progress from year 1 to year 5 in engineering school
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Deanna Ritter
Deanna Ritter@DeannaRitter98·
Happens more often than you'd think. lol ❤️ 307
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@ApexSeeker_ Around 6 when you're operating your first lemonade stand. 😉😂🤣
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ApexSeeker
ApexSeeker@ApexSeeker_·
🇯🇵 I am Japanese. Question for Americans. At what age did you realize the American Dream doesn’t come with an instruction manual?
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Jack Decker@JackDecker·
First, a lot of Americans don't have passports. Part of the reasons for this is how big America is that you don't need to go to another country to experience something unlike anything you have locally. From the Grand Canyon to Louisianian swamps to New York City to Las Vegas to the Rockies. Second, Americans typically want to first visit the country their ancestors were from, no matter how many generations back. I myself am a seventh-generation American Third, Americans tend to want to go where people speak English thus why we tend to go more often to Canada (most of all), UK, Australia, New Zealand, and even India more than Nippon. Fourth, Nippon doesn't really advertise visiting your country in America so it isn't on our radar NOR is there a hit TV show or movie based in Nippon that would spark interest in visiting it.
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tuuuuu
tuuuuu@tuuu28283·
アメリカから日本への往復の飛行機チケットっていくらくらいしますか?? 根本的にそこが高くてこれない人が多いのかな??
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
Shania Twain is 60 years old. Do you think it is appropriate for her to perform in an outfit like that?
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Rosa💫
Rosa💫@roseerth·
Est ce que je peux t'envoyer une photo osée sans que tu me juges ?
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@ApexSeeker_ Probably Abraham Lincoln as he was a fantastic wrestler and the tallest President at 6'4".
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ApexSeeker
ApexSeeker@ApexSeeker_·
🇯🇵 I am Japanese. Question for Americans. If every U.S. President were in the same room… who would walk out as the winner?
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@ronsterd89 Pat her on her head and tell her not to use it while you take care of the problem. Oh, and ask her to make you a sandwich while you do men's work. 😉😂🤣
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@urcuteasianwife Yup, it would definitely be your eyes and your eyes only that would seduce me. 😉😂🤣
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Kiri
Kiri@urcuteasianwife·
morning! can I seduce you with my round brown Asian eyes?
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Johnny Cadillac
Johnny Cadillac@lippyent·
What's the first thing that pops in your 🧠? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@askaya You should have said... I have red lips, white skin, and blue eyes. 😉😂🤣
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Alyona
Alyona@askaya·
I’m a blue eyes, white skin, light brown hair nationalist Nice to meet you
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@ApexSeeker_ Animals don't steal. They take. It is their nature. Criminality is a human concept. Plus, it would be an awesome story to tell others and @BurgerKing can always make me another.
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ApexSeeker
ApexSeeker@ApexSeeker_·
🇯🇵 I am Japanese. Question for Americans. If a bald eagle steals your burger… is that theft or patriotism?🍔🦅
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@GRCinemaTicket If you want a feel-good movie, The Last Starfighter. If you would like to movie that is visually awesome, The Blackhole.
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GR44
GR44@GRCinemaTicket·
Four movies…..One Choice!!!
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Amy
Amy@itsamysweetie·
Are they too small or just right?
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Jack Decker
Jack Decker@JackDecker·
@hanasaitohere Yes, in real life in my bedroom and minus the clothes. 😉😂🤣
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hana 🖤
hana 🖤@hanasaitohere·
can this view even get any better?
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Mia@miaferrariii·
finally moved to nyc, any advice?
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