Jacob clift

@LowKeyUHTN It’s a reach lol

Bruh, all these years later? This is WILD lol

Saw this on Instagram and I cried again today....

That Sean Murphy break off 🤨🤨

@afcjohnboy He can’t do it without a referendum

This cunt is taking us back in without a say. I couldn't hate a man more

Can’t remember the last time I sat down and watched the snooker

@Jenny_1884 🎣 all to lure you in and spend more

What I don’t get is if all these different supermarkets can sell Leg of Lamb, Beef, Pork & Gammon for 1/2 price at Easter & Xmas then why can’t they sell at this price all year round because they are obviously not selling at a loss or they wouldn’t be doing it.

@JLeightonPhoto I mean you know what your getting into when you chose to become self employed 🤷‍♂️

Mate just broke his wrist. He’s a tree surgeon. Not able to work for 4 weeks. No sick pay etc. absolutely f’ked. His crew are going to try and take the strain. It’s great being self employed init. He has 3 kids.

@ESpeaksFreely Quit scare mongering you clown

Went in to pay for petrol, I’ve just been advised to not do long journeys if possible, and to ensure that when filling up for a journey, to make sure to have enough to get back, as you can now not rely on other stations in unfamiliar areas to have fuel. Lady in front of me in the queue says she was turned away from the Tesco garage because they had SOLD OUT! Queues for garages are spilling out onto main streets, and if you can get fuel, it’ll now cost an arm and a leg. Meanwhile, Starmer was directly asked today if we should start preparing for shortages of any kind, and of course he acted as if there is nothing going on.

@DebatingHipHop_ 7.5

What would you rate Kanye West’s “BULLY” /10?

@emz___p Priorities 💪🤣

Just finished up taking selfies while sitting in my parked car, reversed out, and smashed someone’s car by accident

@Charlanardo Stay true to your roots. 🤣👌

Not a car for me but one must respect Mr Littler, mega mega rich and still bowls about in trackies - even when lifting the Worlds trophy with his son. Something utterly superb about a scruff staying a scruff even with endless money, love it.

He lost a final on home soil against a team that has missed three consecutive World Cups, despite having an early lead

@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Looks dry as a nuns chuff

A new course record tonight people. 2 mins 8 secs 👍

@talkSPORT ‘ a tournament manager’ is such a fucking cop out lol

🤷‍♂️ "Tuchel wasn't brought in to beat Japan in a friendly!" ✅ "He is a tournament manager! We will see the difference [to Southgate]!" Simon Jordan insists England's winless international break means nothing in their hopes to win the World Cup! ❌

In case you missed Keir Starmer's address to the nation, he said: We're not being dragged into a war. Renewables are our saviour. His dad had trouble paying the bills. Renewables again. More renewables. And the punchline, he's dragging us back into the EU. FFS.

@PolitlcsUK He said a whole lot of fucking nothing

🚨 WATCH: Keir Starmer's full address to the nation "It is now clear the impact of this war will affect the future of our country. So today I want to reassure the British people: no matter how fierce this storm, we are well placed to weather it"

No matter what I always come out of the gym in a better mood than I walked in.

🚨🎙️ Nicky Butt on England’s World Cup chances; “England going to a World Cup under Thomas Tuchel? I’m not convinced. International football isn’t about overthinking tactics but backing players who actually perform for England. Dropping Harry Maguire after everything he’s done in tournaments makes no sense. And leaving Marcus Rashford out of the starting XI is pure arrogance. Stop experimenting. Play England’s best players or prepare for another failure.”

What time is this twat making a statement then #starmer

cant be assed with all these shit April fools all over twitter today.