Jake Collinson

Shooting a music video in our hometown of Lubbock. Time to rock.

There was a moment in the van last year when my band was on tour where everyone collectively came out as Arby’s fans and it was so cathartic

@blind2whatsrite We played the entire catalog and went 2 hours over our set time!

@JakeTXRyan Well? Did yall

Just remembered some guy walked up to the stage last night in between songs, eagerly got my attention, and confidently said we should cover Power Trip as the next song.

In my mind Florida is the size of somewhere like South Carolina where in reality it is as big as the continent of Australia

Someone asked me to bark for them at the merch table tonight send tweet

But just come out either way damn

Starting the Texas stretch of this tour tonight. If you’re my friend I’ll prolly guest list you lol

Playing some shows soon

The amount of AI content I see on a daily basis bums me out and it is radicalizing me probably

S/O to the Dominican spot near my apartment fr

Finding a place you can get a sick lunch for $12 in 2025 has to be comparable to how it feels to strike oil

I have once again fallen victim to the “I thought this shirt I bought was black but it’s actually navy” curse. Boycott navy shirts

Added a couple dates. Bunch of “first time in a long time” places. Come see us dammit.

@Brodyxking He doesn’t know how deeply this affected me

@JakeTXRyan What a devastating realization

My local barista has slowly transitioned from calling me “big dog” to “boss” over the past few months and I wanna ask him if we’re okay

@ITSFASTRONALD He’s creating a toxic work environment

@JakeTXRyan One of our prep cooks didn’t dap me up last week and I pulled him aside after the shift to make sure everything was good

Espresso tonics have changed the course of my life and I need more of these businesses to catch on

@AMVNYHC Not enough

7 hot dogs for 2 people is disgusting