Jake Abrams

When I send myself text reminders 🤔

Now this is a Halloween display! This is in Alameda.

A New Hampshire man celebrating his birthday on the ocean with his three daughters captured video of something so rare that even marine scientists are jealous — three humpback whales leaping from the water in near perfect unison.

The Simpson's did it again

Today, we’re announcing that Honey Homes has raised a Series A led by Khosla Ventures. We’re on a mission to increase comfort and joy for families by eliminating the hassle of home improvement and maintenance. techcrunch.com/2023/06/27/kho…

What @DavidSacks and these other hype men for special treatment don't get is that the country solved the problem of uninsured deposits for small business, unless you happened to be a Silicon Valley Bank customer. They disrupted banking as well as they disrupted everything else.

Wow. This is a screen grab of lightning hitting the top of the Transamerica Pyramid, live on @kron4news #SanFrancisco #SFBayArea #Weather

@SeanHayes @SmartLess @POTUS @amazonmusic @WonderyMedia @JoeBiden @arnettwill @batemanjason real housewives of du-byyyyeeeeeEE

Our little podcast is growing up. Check out this episode of @smartless with @POTUS @amazonmusic or wherever you get your podcasts. @wonderymedia, @amazonmusic, @joebiden #SmartLess, #POTUS, @arnettwill, @batemanjason

What is YOUR greatest NBA fear?

“And then his dragon attacked my dragon…”

Sara Saedi’s (@saaaranotsarah) “emotionally layered” YA novel, I MISS YOU, I HATE THIS, “earnestly demonstrates how life continues moving forward” pwne.ws/3SQ0Q1Z

@SeanHayes do you watch the real housewives of du…BYE!!!!!

@benedictevans you obviously haven't stayed in a holiday inn lately. get with the times man

oh dear.

Sunshine over the San Francisco Bay ☀️

someone once said “preexisting conditions is a capitalist way of saying medical history” and I’ve never forgotten it

@michaeltdresser i was and i remember feeling like our democracy was saved almost by sheer luck. but maybe i was just born at the only time period where political violence was NOT part of American democracy

@michaeltdresser right, so doesn't this mean we are already living in a banana republic where political violence rules the day?

Anyone need to return some holiday gifts like khakis or red tops? Lmk, I can take it off your hands 😏🙏🏽