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Last thing you see before you literally fucking die

I was born in the UK, but I am American as it gets. When I came to this great country, I assimilated- as all immigrants should. I learned the history, adopted the culture, and became an America First Patriot. I love my country and I’m proud to be an American!

آتش‌بس۱- آمریکا دو هفته فرصت پیدا کرد برای کنترل بازار نفت و گاز و برخورد از موضع بالاتر و بهتر با ج.ا ۲- جمهوری‌اسلامی کارت ایجاد بحران در بازار نفت و گاز را از دست داد.۳- تهدید ترامپ به نابودی نیروگاه‌ها و پل‌ها، تهدید آمریکا و اسرائیل را به سطح تهدید علیه بقای ج.ا تبدیل کرد و نظام را مجبور به عقب‌نشینی کرد.۴- این عقب‌نشینی مثل عقب‌نشینی بعد از شکست‌های آخر جنگ با عراق است که نظام مجبور به پذیرش قطعنامه ۵۹۸ شد که سقوط نکند.۵- عقب‌نشینی در اثر فشار، شبیه پذیرش برجام در سال ۱۳۹۴ در اثر ترس از فروپاشی اقتصادی آن دوره است.۶- ترامپ قصد دارد چهار شرط اصلی را در هر توافقی بگنجاند که باز هم به معنای تسلیم کردن ج.ا است. چهار شرط عبارتند از توقف غنی‌سازی، توقف برنامه موشکی بالستیک، قطع حمایت از نیابتی ها و تحویل دادن اورانیوم غنی شده.۷- ج.ا این شروط را بپذیرد تسلیم شدن است نپذیرد احتمال شروع دوباره جنگ بسیار است.۸-جمهوری اسلامی، خامنه‌ای و شمار بسیار زیادی از فرماندهان و مقاماتش را از دست داده و این ساختار حکومتی در سطح عالی را شکننده کرده است در حالی که ج.ا نتوانسته هیچیک از فرماندهان و مقامات آمریکا و اسرائیل را بکشد.۹- فرمانده نیروی دریایی سپاه کشته شد و خود نیرو بشدت آسیب دیده و بزودی قابل بازسازی نیست.۱۰- نیروی هوایی ج.ا تقریبا نابود شده و بسیاری از پایگاه‌ها و هواپیماها منهدم شده‌اند.۱۱- پدافند کشور تقریبا منهدم شده و ناکارآمد است. ۱۲- آسمان کشور هنوز در اختیار آمریکا و اسرائیل است.۱۳- عمده صنایع پتروشیمی به عنوان منبع درآمد ارزی منهدم شده.۱۴- بسیاری از صنایع نظامی در سراسر کشور منهدم شده‌اند۰ ۱۵- بسیاری از مقرها و پایگاه های بسیج منهدم شده.۱۶- مراکز فرماندهی نیروی انتظامی در استانها و بسیاری از کلانتری‌ها منهدم شده‌اند. ۱۷-وزیر اطلاعات و بسیاری از مدیران اصلی این وزارتخانه کشته شده‌اند. ۱۸- رئیس سازمان اطلاعات سپاه کشته شده. ۱۹- رئیس و معاون اطلاعات فراجا کشته شدند. درمجموع شکست بزرگ اطلاعاتی است. ۲۰- رئیس و معاون بسیج کشته شدند.۲۱- رئیس ستاد کل نیروهای مسلح کشته شده.۲۲- شمخانی دبیر شورای دفاع کشته شده. شورا در اداره جنگ ناموفق بود.۲۳- فرمانده کل سپاه کشته شد.۲۴- دو رئیس سازمان سپند مسوول ساخت سلاح هسته‌ای برای نظام کشته شدند.۲۵-وزیر دفاع کشته شد.۲۶- کشورهای عضو شورای همکاری خلیج فارس به جمع دشمنان جمهوری‌اسلامی اضافه شدند.۲۷- راه دور زدن تحریم‌ها از دوبی بسته شد ۲۸- دوستی با قطر از بین رفت و تبدیل به دشمنی شد.۲۹- اقتصاد کشور با موجی از مطالبات انباشته دوران جنگ و خرابی‌های جنگ روبرو است که در دوره جنگ معوق شده بودند و الان به دولت هجوم می‌آورند. ۳۰- مردم ایران به عنوان مهمترین قدرت مخالف ج.ا همچنان خواهان سرنگونی نظام هستند و بعد از کشتار دی ماه دریایی از خون، تنفر و خشم بین مردم و نظام جدایی انداخته ۳۱- آتش‌بس هنوز به معنای پایان جنگ نیست. ۳۲- ج.ا به دلیل رها کردن مردم و غیرنظامیان در جنگ از نگاه مردم بی اعتبارتر شد.۳۳- ج.ا چون فقط تا اينجا سقوط نکرده به این‌ها می‌گوید پیروزی.۳۴- سیاست بالا و پایین بسیار دارد صبر باید کرد.

The source of the data center water psychosis is @_KarenHao, whose book Empire of AI was a NYT best seller but overestimated water use by 100,000% (lol). The response was just “oopsies” and all the incorrect books were kept in circulation 🤷🏻‍♂️

We just flew 4 astronauts around the Moon for the first time in over 50 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.@POTUS: "I could sign autographs for you guys, and then tonight, you could sell them for $25,000 on eBay." "Biden would use the autopen... he was incapable of signing his name, so they'd follow him around with this big machine. You know what it was called? AN AUTOPEN!" 🤣

@TaylorRooks Breaking news, breaking dudes, what cant she do?

BREAKING: Angel Reese is headed to the Atlanta Dream. Sources tell me the Atlanta Dream and the Chicago Sky have agreed to a trade.

Reid Wiseman told his two teenage daughters where to find his will before he got on this rocket. He’s raised them alone since their mom died of cancer six years ago. Right now, he is 252,757 miles from home, farther from Earth than any human being has ever been. Wiseman grew up outside Baltimore. Got rejected from the Naval Academy, went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute instead, studied computer engineering. Became a Navy fighter pilot, flew F-14 Tomcats (the jet from Top Gun) on combat missions over Iraq and Afghanistan. Two Middle East deployments by his mid-twenties. He saw a Space Shuttle launch in person in 2001 and couldn’t let go of it. Applied to NASA while at sea on the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower. They picked him. Nine people out of 3,500 applicants. His astronaut class, nicknamed “The Chumps,” included Jeremy Hansen, the Canadian who’s floating next to him right now. Wiseman’s first trip to space was 165 days on the Space Station in 2014. Two spacewalks. Thirteen hours outside the hull in nothing but a suit. He climbed all the way up to Chief of the Astronaut Office, the person who decides which astronauts fly and which ones sit. Then he gave it up in 2022 to put himself back on the flight list. His wife Carroll was a nurse in a newborn intensive care unit. She got cancer. Fought it five years. Died in May 2020 at 46. His mother died from Alzheimer’s just weeks before that. Wiseman raised both daughters by himself after that. NASA’s own bio says he considers being a single parent his hardest challenge and the best part of his life. Even while she was dying, Carroll told Reid not to step back from his career. She made him keep going. His brother is a Navy SEAL. His father is 83 and battling cancer too. The old man told reporters he wanted to stay alive long enough to see his son launch. Before liftoff, Wiseman’s daughters snuck homemade cookies into his flight bag. He posted a photo with them in front of the rocket and wrote “I’m boarding that rocket a very proud father.” The previous distance record from Earth belonged to the Apollo 13 crew. 248,655 miles, set in April 1970, and it was an accident. An oxygen tank blew up and the emergency route home happened to swing them farther out than anyone before. Wiseman broke that record by 4,100 miles, and his distance is on purpose. Today he flies within 4,600 miles of the Moon, photographs stretches of the far side that were too dark or at the wrong angle for any of the 24 Apollo astronauts to see, and watches a solar eclipse that nobody on Earth can see, only the four people inside that capsule. Then he turns around and spends four days flying home to his girls.

absolutely enthralled by this ghoulmaxxer

The world stopped to watch Artemis II. Moments like this remind us what is possible and inspire the next generation to dream bigger and take us even further. We are just getting started on this grand adventure. It is time to start believing again.

@sun_girlxo The percent of people who exist solely to be in the fucking way is too damn high.

I spend 95% of my free time in brooklyn but I just went to soho and the west village for the first time in a very, very long time to meet up with friends. What the fuck did I just experience. That was horrible. Insanely crowded, no one knows how to walk, and more lines than I’ve ever seen in my entire life for the most basic shit. The coffee shop I wanted to try had a 35+ minute line so I didn’t even bother. I don’t remember it being this way pre-pandemic?! Am I wrong? Either that, or my tolerance for overstimulation has decreased significantly, but either way I cannot do that again. I’m drawing a hard line the way one does with Times Square

@ingelramdecoucy I was told women are getting bigger?

I know we said we wanted new original stuff and not retreads of existing properties but I don’t think any of us meant we wanted stuff like this

Oh nee, de cuckstoel brengt de Hitlergroet

@HollanderAdam How do I get the refund

alright, let's address a few items that keep popping up on the timeline. every single dollar that opensea received in platform fees over the last 5 months was used for one of two purposes: 1. to purchase prizes which were distributed via treasure chests 2. to offer optional refunds via our claim site imagine all of the platform fees in a single account. we spent some of the funds on prizes. and then had to figure out the right way to distribute what was remaining across hundreds of thousands of wallets. on the refund page we shared a ledger of: 1. how much each user spent on platform fees (i.e. how much they contributed to the "account" above) 2. what we paid for each prize they'd already received in their treasure chests if there was a gap, that became the optional refund amount. which we determined was the fairest way to redistribute 100% of the remaining funds. let's talk for a second about those two numbers above. when calculating how much each user spent on fees, we did it based on the USD value of those fees at the time of transaction. so for example, if you paid 0.01 ETH of platform fees on Nov 1st, we took the USD value of ETH that day, which was $3,800, and attributed $38 vs. the value of that same ETH today at $21. this was opensea essentially going back in time and irrefutably doing right by users. when showing the ledger of prizes, many are incorrectly viewing this as "what they're worth" compared to how much opensea "paid" out of our fees account for those prizes. i get it guys, not every NFT is worth today what it was when you received it. and i know sometimes you had to pay royalties to sell them. but the reason we shared this information was to help you understand how we calculated the refund amounts and redistributed the remaining fees from the account. this was very simply, transparency. to those who didn't have a refund to claim, it meant that you were one of the lucky ones. the amount opensea paid for the prizes you received was more than you had actually spent in platform fees. so you got to essentially trade for free for 5 months and still keep the Treasures you earned. the fact i see people complaining about this particular outcome is puzzling to say the least. on the point of not providing more details on TGE - that's essentially why the refunds are being offered. the Foundation will share more when they're ready. but you should not expect more information in the immediate term. opensea was not required to provide these refunds. we did so because we thought it was the right thing to do. if you're truly upset about the way they were calculated, or frustrated that more information on TGE isn't being offered right now, in my opinion, you should personally consider taking the refund. i for one am extremely excited about what we're creating and our future. opensea is building incredible things that will change the way the world interacts onchain. and we're not going anywhere.

Niggas brains turn into Baked Ziti when Taylor come around 😭😭😭😭😭 goofy ass smirk @ the end .

Ali Khamenei, known radical feminist (consult his tweets), died a month ago. RFH deactivated ~same time. Was RFH Khamenei's alt?

@sadarlo1 For me it was bombino

This is cool bcos 15 years ago the only people who knew about Tuareg blues musicians were NPR listeners who bought Putomayo CDs.

@XLilliputian @BirdAccount1492 @AtlasXThugged It’s literally what Chatham house and the Royal institute for international affairs is all about. Have you ready tragedy and hope by Carrol quigley? If not you should.

@JasonPostier @BirdAccount1492 @AtlasXThugged I don't think his vision could meaningfully be called globalism.

“I would annex the planets if I could; I often think of that. It makes me sad to see them so clear and yet so far.” ~ Cecil Rhodes

@consequence Sounds like the shit I hear at the mall.

Mad Men star Christina Hendricks played a four-hour DJ set, spinning indie, shoegaze, dream pop records including Chromatics, Sky Ferreira, St. Vincent, Broken Bells, Beach House, Warpaint, Cocteau Twins, Mitski, Lana Del Rey, Spiritualized, and more. consequence.net/2026/04/christ…

@nickgerli1 Does building housing factor into this?

There is massive inventory bifurcation in the U.S. Housing Market right now. Former boomtowns like Denver, Austin, Nashville, and Tampa are now overflowing with surplus listings. Prices are now dropping in these markets due to high inventory (+15 to 50% above 2019) combined with lower demand and overbuilding. On the contrary, in America's Northeast/Midwest Rust Belt, inventory is still in a massive shortage. With listings down 50-70% in Chicago, Albany, and Hartford. There are still bidding wars in these areas, and prices are still going up. Know the truth about where your housing market is heading on reventure.app.

@BirdAccount1492 @AtlasXThugged No hero of mine peddles globalism.

@JasonPostier @AtlasXThugged He was a hero. He was flawed yes but he could have taken the white race to the Stars if we had not interfered in Rhodesia and South African development