Jesse Turtleman

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Jesse Turtleman

Jesse Turtleman

@JesseTurtleman

DO NOT DM ME JUST TO START ASKING PERSONAL QUESTIONS! If you follow me and I try to follow back and it says pending you WILL BE BLOCKED!

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Jesse Turtleman
Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
#7million Imagine if all Native Americans (even if only part) descended on the protest site? 7 million Natives Awesome!
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Ted Lieu@tedlieu·
trump is rapidly becoming a lame duck President. His name has already been removed from the Kennedy Center. And his name will be removed from everything in due time. He will go down as the worst President in American history with very little permanent changes he can point to.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost

Breaking news: President Trump’s name is off the Kennedy Center. The building’s exterior reads “The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts” once more. wapo.st/4fDvtWg

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Maliq
Maliq@MasterMaliq·
The Muslim who treats you at the hospital is not a terrorist. The Muslim who teaches your children is not a terrorist. The Muslim who serves you in a shop is not a terrorist. The Muslim who drives your taxi is not a terrorist. The Muslim who lives next door is not a terrorist. The overwhelming majority of Muslims are ordinary people trying to live their lives. Judge people by their actions, not by their religion.
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AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear·
I honestly can’t tell if this is parody/satire or not. Literally everything she describes white people is his textbook Black people. This woman, right here is exactly why so many people have ghetto fatigue. If you don’t like the country that white people built, go back!
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
@TrumpsHurricane (singing) We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas And a long walk off a short pier
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Val@TrumpsHurricane·
What’s your response to these Muslims ??
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 OMG. A MASSIVE India H-1B visa fraud ring has just been busted...nearly 90% PERCENT of India's visa applications contain FRAUDULENT INFORMATION 100,000 THOUSAND counterfeit certificates have been seized 🤯 "Law enforcement in India claim it has uncovered a network of universities that produce fake degrees which were possibly used to obtain these high skilled H1B visas, including one school which allegedly stole over 36,000 fake degrees. It cost as little as $1,400 for one of those." "And while these are supposed to be high skilled employees during almost all of Biden's time in office, 83% got junior or entry level positions." This is INSANE! SHUT DOWN THE H-1B SCAM! @KenPaxtonTX is now going after this in Texas 🔥 @kayleighmcenany @SatAmericaFNC
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
@Jessiekins Of course they don't find you twice. They find you and if they're not crazy they never lose you.
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Jessie@Jessiekins·
I’m not a person you find twice 😌
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The Rubber Duck ™
The Rubber Duck ™@TheRubberDuck79·
ask yourselves - why on earth would all of these professional sports organizations, leagues and teams willfully announce their public support of Pride Month - knowing that less than 1% of the revenue they generate derives from the LGBTQ community? when you can answer that question to yourself honestly and understand it - then you'll know exactly what's coming and why nothing can stop it.
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
Feminists hate men, until they pretend to be women.
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
They're advertising how to write a children's book. I can write one. Title: Don't Have Any First sentence: Now go live your life. Second book: IF you have kids First sentence: Make sure they're really yours. I could print both of those on a business card. One on each side.
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The Husky
The Husky@Mr_Husky1·
In Brazil, a 48-year-old ice cream vendor abducted a 1-year-old baby girl from a floating boat where her mother had put her to sleep. He raped the toddler, murdered her, and dumped her tiny defenseless body in the river. When the horrific news spread, hundreds of outraged locals, including the baby’s mother, stormed the police station holding the suspect. They dragged the rapist out, beat him, doused him with gasoline, and burned him alive in the street. All captured live on social media.
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
I don't have all the answers. What I have is an insatiable appetite for the questions.
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
There's a post about using music to focus your mind and it'll help you solve problems better. Okay. I choose: Ride of the Valkyries.
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Jesse Turtleman
Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
I heard there is a new virus going around. It makes muslims allergic to lead. They contract that virus by attacking people's dogs.
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Jesse Turtleman
Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
@Real_Ames Hey, I completely understand your dogs. I'M not happy potting outside in the rain.
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🎹 Ames™ 🎹
🎹 Ames™ 🎹@Real_Ames·
Ok.. I need some advice. I have 2 dogs that will not potty outside in the rain. Their last potty break is right before I go to bed. If it is raining, one of them uses a puppy pad, and the other will wake me up around 3am to go . She will potty... and come right back but sometimes she barks at a cat or something. My next door neighbor will text me at 3 am and tell me my dog is barking. Last night she simply sends me a dog emoji. She has a tree that hangs over our fence and drops mistletoe like berries onto our deck all winter long. I have let it slide. But this morning, I told her since we were voicing our complaints today ... she needs to do something about that tree limb. Was I wrong for getting mad about the dog emoji.. and telling her to remove that limb? Who is wrong here ?
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
If humans have Free Will, why did my lawyer charge me to write one?
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Jesse Turtleman@JesseTurtleman·
I reported an ad on Facebook that was blatantly sexual exploitation. A woman on hands and knees naked facing away from you. Facebook responded "We didn't remove the ad because it doesn't go against our community standards." WHAT?!
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