Jonathan Maxwell

@thisismaybezoe Finally got around to trying this recipe myself and wow you weren't kidding - tons of flavour in this delicious soup! Thank you for sharing this recipe!

@Oglaf My friends and I enjoyed your last comic so much, "Who's Your Daddy?" is now a canon spell in our D&D campaign

Nervous about a speech? Stay confident by picturing the audience on their knees, cowering and begging you to turn off your giant death ray

Why I am like a fox: 1) Intelligent 2) Resourceful 3) Slept naked in the woods last night

@Sauzke He wasn't the first to die, and he won't be the last. Not by a long shot.

@JBSpeech_Debate Quite good! Though it seems I must check Twitter more frequently. It's a funny little site that I hardly know how to use.

@ACriminalScum Oh shit, I know this guy ain't playin'; he's a legit criminal scum.

@Caitlin_Maxies I'm pretty sure I've been saying this for years: "Jonathan! I have a problem!" "Have you tried amputation?"

@LisaMaxwell13 The stalker... has become the stalked...