Justin

Do you eat and breath network, love Elixir, and Terraform? I'm looking for you to work with me remotely on Site Reliability. Candidates only, no recruiters please. #elixir #sre #network

@Gizmo2cent 💀

Juvenile at Jazzfest: “give me a project bitch , give me a hoodrat bitch, 1 that don’t give a fuck- and say she took that di_k” The sign language interpreter:

@markmanson inspired by your video about not drinking for 500+ days, I am wondering if you went 100% no drugs - like caffeine? Anything that effects brain or just alcohol?

@r3b3lfrogman They don’t live there, they just watch the porch

@larevenue what am I missing?

@hodgman @JesseThorn I have never known a cultural reference more deeply than I knew "The Wire" reference this week.

@DavidMora @royalsonestanoh @SonestaHotels @VisitNewOrleans @LouisianaTravel @neworleansandco @KennyLopez_TV @NOLAMardiGras Short runway this year, maid's brunch will have to be before the king's party, but it's my birthday so I will at least have that.

200 days until Mardi Gras! 💜💛💚

@mikewhitmore its called a woof now

Do we just X now, or do we still Tweet?

@nolacampanella yeah but did you read the article about the voodoo doughnut shop? headline of the day for sure.

In today's Times-Picayune:

🚀 Andrew Selder is bringing the heat at @ElixirConf. Find out how #metaprogramming is transforming dynamic templates for @EsteeLauder with a 300x improvement in performance. This is a must-see for anyone working with @elixirphoenix. #speaker-andrew-selder-elixirconf-us-2023" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">2023.ElixirConf.com/presenters#spe… #MyElixirStatus

@voteeugenegreen 58% homeowners insurance increase this year - last time I saw you I was pallbearer, this is about to kill my family's budget.

@SteveScalise @JohnKennedyLA @BillCassidy @mayorcantrell @CityOfNOLA I just received a 58% year-over-year increase in my homeowner's insurance premium for my New Orleans home. I am sure y'all know enough about budgets to know that this is unacceptable and untenable. 911!

@AccidentalCajun Empire of Sin: A Story of Sex, Jazz, Murder, and the Battle for Modern New Orleans Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore: A Novel

I need a few good novels for the summer. My lack of reading has been sad. Help me out.

@FlagboyGiz I'm one of the white people dancing in the crowd. This is 🔥🔥. This is some of my favorite music and def my favorite thing I've seen at #JazzFest . I have detected 0 lies in this song. #facts

Gentrifying The City live at JazzFest…💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

@JesseThorn @PartyDownSTARZ I was one of the 60K ish viewers of the previous finale. Glad to see y'all back.

@JesseThorn I saw Midnight Star at the Zulu ball on Friday night and now you're talking about it on JJG. You remain frighteningly relatable to me for someone I've never met.

@dan_abramov True Romance

Wild Tchoupitoulas Indians x Black Panther 2 ya heard me

@AccidentalCajun I need a barber - can I get their contact, please?

My barber always has me looking good

@AccidentalCajun SMDH - two bounces and it comes back - couldn't do it again in a million years.

In retrospect, what Will Lutz did was actually harder than kicking it through.