Key

You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.

Just like me fr

@mindless_motion Looking spiffy in the pfp goat

Off priv for the first time in like 2 years. Boutta start posting shaft on the tl

@EvilJim9 YESSIIIRRR glad I could put you on peak im tagging you in something else tomorrow

I fucking love JJK man.

I folded under 0 pressure and did it. I need to be shot n killed

I’m never going back into a beautiful woman’s DMs again shits scary in there…

@tidesnotreal You just exist like that tide it’s what you attract

@KapitanKey i dont even post that crazy 😭

As a man you’ll be extremely funny on the timeline and all it will net you is porn bot followers

@tidesnotreal Yup sorry to break it to you you attract gooners and goonettes you’re like a pg version of a honey pot

@yakncheese I kinda wanna fake Juneteenth off myself the bossman man let me use my floating holiday since our company doesn’t really honor it. We will see tho

Black co worker is taking Juneteenth off and needed someone to cover something on Friday. I said yeah, I’ll do it. The white big boss chimed in before anybody else and said “thank you, I know she appreciates it” 🙄

Yeah… news… alright…

@malleuses I love these cats I’m glad I’m here daily just to see them up to their usual stuff (doing nothing but being happy about it)

xl & xxl

@tidesnotreal Well that’s different they want to fuck you my dear tide

@KapitanKey sometimes theyre not even bots theyre just porn followers

Thankfully they’re dying but my following is inflated noooo fucking way I should have 300+ followers when my last hit tweet was a year ago lmao

@mindless_motion The goats stay dying from cancer man, same thing happened to the Japanese va for bulma

@KapitanKey Miki Matsubara was a queen

Singing this song to her after her bf do some fuck shit again #SideNiggaSkillCheck

@Glock_Owna @mikehunnidproof Found out he does in fact NOT love me

@KapitanKey @mikehunnidproof

Yeah mikedrinksbeer but does mikeloveme

@tidesinhiding You got boobs or something for me to grab on to?

I got to go to stupid fucking Texas to find my Latina princess cuz stupid fucking North Carolina has NOTHING.

@mindless_motion @volublevenus Anyway vouch my buddy here is dope

@KapitanKey @volublevenus HOW DID YOU FIND ME

@4gojoss Thank you rin you’re so sweet i appreciate you twin

@KapitanKey yay congratulations

When the fuck did I get 300 followers I haven’t had a viral tweet since 2025 dude