veins crazy

If you havin #CERN problems I feel bad fo you son / I got billions of collisions but no Higgs boson

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive | Music | The Guardian theguardian.com/music/2026/mar…

Kier Starmer can’t steer karma

This little monster got a valuable lessons. Even Europeans are tired of your shenanigans. Theresasdaughter

can’t stress enough how this is what I wanted from the future. you can keep your flying cars

stupid, evil man. all art is political because it’s created within a context. to be “apolitical” is to be a doormat for nationalism and fascism. to be “apolitical” is to side with the oppressor and the status quo. art isn’t apolitical because you want to be a doormat for zionism

A drum machine doesn't train on millions of drummers' performances without consent and then hollows out the economic infrastructure that sustains drummers as a working class. A drum machine doesn't raise the question of whether drumming as a skill will atrophy over a generation.

Jim’ll Paint It doesn’t miss

shoutout to this absolute masterpiece that @profwitch did for me years ago that I nearly forgot about but didn’t and I’m so glad cos it fuckin rules

belatedly striding into 2026 like

Absolute, untrammelled slop bullshit. Pathetic

if you press play on either La Sexorcisto or Astro Creep at any time after 11:40ish on nye Rob will guaranteed go ‘YEEAH’ bang on midnight. absolute winner

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

obsessed with this scene of constantine trying to smoke the swamp thing

everytime this video comes across my timeline i end up watching it like seven times

I can only hope BM has been spending the time since this clause actively plotting said heist. And not even for the music

@robertflorence Incredible show mate, and several sketches will be forever burned into my frontal lobe. I regularly have people in fits of laughter with Eleven, Jumpstyle and “I’ve heard it..” Thank you both 🌌

With the weekend of those Biscuity Boyle shows done and dusted, that properly feels like the tin lid on the Burnistoun days for me. Never felt truly done for me because I was still performing that character live. But now he’s in the grun. Me and Connell took a real punt on it. Couple of jobbing sketch writers deciding to actually be IN the sketches this time. A pair of lucky bastards to exist in a time when a full six episodes of a sketch show could be made, to have a shot of growing an audience. Time has been very kind to the show. The better sketches are well remembered, still shared about. The shite ones are forgotten. I liked the shite ones too, by the way. And I think the show is proof that the comedy shows that work best are the ones made by pals.

Games Workshop gearing up to sue

@starheal Done! Been meaning to get a BC read from you for ages, so I’m glad for this incentive 😊

I’m raising my prices by $30 Dec 1 so if you want a reading at my original rate there’s two weeks left

*EXTREMELY Falconhoof voice*