MJP

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MJP

MJP

@KidPhinx

I have been either sick injured or recovering from surgery. I am trying to be a good dad. Born and raised in NH.

Tham gia Ekim 2019
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Weaz
Weaz@lordstanley2019·
Goodnight x! Comedy from @mattrife before bedtime! Enjoy! “I identify as a problem” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dr. Clown, PhD
Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
RAM might be costly, but it’s worth it 🤣
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Modern Dad
Modern Dad@ModernxDad·
When reality hit her‼️
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Amiri King
Amiri King@AmiriKing·
Three college students claimed a hate crime. “Hi, I’d like to report that we were just jumped on a bus for being Black.” People rushed to support them. Then the video dropped. They lied. All three were arrested for assault. What do you call this?
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iDoser
iDoser@doser_i85668·
Laughter is the best medicine, but seriously, life is too beautiful for you to not take care of yourself ❤❤😂
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iDoser
iDoser@doser_i85668·
That's never happened before 🤣🤣😂😂 Bro at the beginning cooked up dr*gs then cooked up a lot of leftovers in the bedroom 🤣😅
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Conor Ryan
Conor Ryan@ConorRyan_93·
Fan shows up to the Bruins game with a “I ❤️ Drake Maye” shirt. Guess who is at the Bruins game? Drake and Ann Michael Maye.
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas·
Jimmy Kimmel on No Kings.👏 He’s the man! 🎯
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Devin Duke
Devin Duke@sirDukeDevin·
Fantastic point. 💙
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
🎥🚨 TMZ has photos of members of Congress living it up while the chaos back home drags on. From Disney World to Las Vegas, lawmakers on both sides are kicking back as the government stays shut down and federal workers go unpaid. When is enough enough?
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Michael Sartain
Michael Sartain@SartainPodcast·
Why does the bachelor have to be a commercial pilot, an NFL quarterback, a race car driver, an ER doctor or an Italian prince… while the bachelorette can be a TikToker with three kids and an assault charge who cheated on her husband? Double standard?
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Tim Hogan
Tim Hogan@timjhogan·
Genuinely fascinating to see the TMZ trackers turn to focus on politicians
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Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
🔥🚨JUST In: Hollywood actor Jet Li is going viral after joining the 90s trend with his daughter.
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