Authentic Cait

13.1K posts

Authentic Cait banner
Authentic Cait

Authentic Cait

@KittyPatitty

💉Biochemistry💊 👑♌👑 502🛩615 Backpfeifengesicht

Tham gia Mayıs 2015
255 Đang theo dõi265 Người theo dõi
Tweet ghim
Authentic Cait
Authentic Cait@KittyPatitty·
Forever mood...me to a T. Gotta love those BOW BOW BOWs
English
1
3
18
0
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Nostalgia
Nostalgia@nostalgiaa·
The cartoon that respects our taste and has new clothes everyday
English
18
2K
18.6K
153.2K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈
Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈@brookstweetz·
After Sandy Hook it was all anyone talked about for weeks because it was so horrific and unspeakable. Eight children were murdered today and I’ve barely seen anything about it.
English
740
7K
79.7K
1.6M
Authentic Cait đã retweet
hotdog enjoyer
hotdog enjoyer@littlehater420·
me trynna find a film exactly like the film i just watched but not the film i just watched
English
229
27.8K
199.9K
1.6M
Authentic Cait đã retweet
HP_ClipStorm
HP_ClipStorm@HINDUSTAN_PLUSE·
@Acyn Look at these two absolute nerds … and I’ve heard that Joe Biden is sitting on the floor off-camera, singing along with the childrens. Is this true?
English
45
86
2.2K
158.1K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Child: I know your name. Mamdani. Obama: What’s his first name? Child: Mayor.
English
1.1K
23.3K
444.5K
12.9M
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Zack James
Zack James@Zack_James94·
You may say I’m a cynical prick, but I feel like even if Dems had the Presidency, majority in the House, and super majority in Senate, they’d still fall 1 vote short of anything that would bring real progress.
English
510
2.2K
20.1K
462.5K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
marqix ☆
marqix ☆@fwmarqix·
Hey guys I just found out today that I’m famous. Not internet famous. Not locally famous. Diner famous. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s the only kind that matters. I stopped by my usual spot this afternoon. Before I could even sit down, the waitress pointed at the chalkboard by the door. I looked up. There it was. My name. On a breakfast plate. Apparently, I’ve been ordering the same combination for so long that other regulars started asking for it by saying, “Whatever that guy always gets.” So the owner decided to just put my name on it and add it to the menu. Scrambled eggs. Crispy bacon. Home fries. Sourdough toast. Named after me. Permanently. I’ve achieved nothing in this life that will truly outlast me. No trophies. No plaques. Nothing hanging on any wall anywhere, but at a little diner two blocks from my house, there’s a breakfast plate with my name on it. And every morning, people are ordering me with their coffee. I tipped extra today. I’m so happy.
English
414
2K
20.6K
302K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
🤍
🤍@dearfranchaelas·
This reminds me of those tiktoks that go “when you’re watching a movie w a man and try not to turn bc u know he’ll kiss you” and i haven’t stopped laughing since
🤍 tweet media
English
22
2.6K
63K
398.1K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Spade
Spade@DetectiveSpade_·
Every time I see these videos of late 90s/early 2000s high schoolers it just proves all the people that said Raimi’s Spider-Man cast looked too old is nonsense
Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc

high school in 2004

English
72
3.5K
59.1K
924.4K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Sunny
Sunny@sunflavaa·
The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol
English
37
9.3K
66.5K
653.3K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Rushi
Rushi@rushicrypto·
What’s messing with me isn’t just inflation… it’s the quality. Like how is everything expensive and still trash? Cheap stuff is bad. Mid-tier is bad. Even “premium” feels fake half the time. You can’t downgrade to save money. You can’t upgrade for peace of mind. It’s just this constant feeling of paying more and getting less.
English
133
416
4.1K
41.6K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Chris Alvino
Chris Alvino@ChrisAlvino·
And most Americans use their 2-3 weeks of vacation for doctors visits, appointments, and sick days. Most Americans go YEARS without a proper vacation that's more than 5 days long
𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉@OrevaZSN

It’s annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2–3 weeks off in a whole year if you’re lucky.

English
100
1.8K
15.3K
359.2K
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy
I have said for years and will keep saying it. If we meet everyone’s basic material needs, sooooooo many of society’s issues will be reduced significantly. Drug abuse, alcoholism, domestic violence, child abuse, depression, anxiety, crime, etc. It’s really not rocket science. It’s common sense.
blue@bluewmist

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

English
88
2K
10.1K
121.5K
Authentic Cait
Authentic Cait@KittyPatitty·
@TheDemocrats Bro.... this is why nobody likes yall or the other side... internet explorer-like understanding and competency
English
0
0
0
1
Democrats
Democrats@TheDemocrats·
TAX THE RICH
English
10.1K
1.8K
16K
10.1M
Authentic Cait đã retweet
Sara McGee for Texas HD 132
Sara McGee for Texas HD 132@SaraForTexLege·
I almost posted something identical yesterday. I went down the soda aisle and in that moment just decided I couldn’t afford Diet Coke anymore. And it’s not that I don’t have $9, but the cost vs value just doesn’t math anymore. Grocery prices are a full blown crisis at this point, and I’d really like to see some congressional action on price gouging. Because starving people living in the same country where grocery conglomerates are posting record profits is not a sustainable model. The greed has gone too far. Time to rein it in.
🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵@patriach2051

Burn it all down

English
1.2K
4.6K
21.5K
655.1K